Comments | alarmed: A little story and a little porno

alarmed

A little story and a little porno

Jul 03, 2005 13:09

Some of you may know, I - through roundabout ways - got a new TV. This is not your ordinary punk ass tv like most of you own, no, this tv is a behemoth 52 inch, kick the shit out of you, wonderfilled porno watching machine ( Read more... )

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alarmed July 3 2005, 21:39:17 UTC

You're funny Helen. I liked what you wrote in your last post.

Thanks for being a friend :)

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alarmed July 3 2005, 22:11:53 UTC

Ah, you reminded me. When you have some free time to come up with something, let me know and I'll let you in :)

maidenmorticia July 3 2005, 22:30:01 UTC

ugh

*squeezes eyes shut*

Nevermind the porn (though I wonder where to get boots like that), nor the TV, tell me about that wall hanging to the right of the TV. Where's it from? Who wove it? Natural or Chemical dyes? How did it come to be on your wall?

Yeah, I know, trust me to be turned on by something completely unusual!

alarmed July 4 2005, 08:32:37 UTC

it was a gift from a person who got it on her trip to Guatemala. As for the who wove it and natural my guess is some kid who deserves more and probably natural.

nowa07 July 4 2005, 02:22:10 UTC

Awesome TV :)

so how did it come that you got it from some random guy?

And how much did ya sell your left leg for to buy it?

alarmed July 4 2005, 08:33:27 UTC

Thank you, now we can play our special video on something cool
ebay and I'm not telling

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alarmed July 4 2005, 08:33:48 UTC

heh, theres plenty to see and do at my house.

killpill July 4 2005, 09:09:48 UTC

Your mom was worth every cent I paid (which was only 1)

alarmed July 4 2005, 16:08:14 UTC

Repeat customers always get the discount. For instance I only charge your mom 20, where as everyone else is 50

killpill July 6 2005, 15:33:35 UTC

More bang for your buck, so to speak.