A little story and a little porno

[alarmed]

Some of you may know, I - through roundabout ways - got a new TV. This is not your ordinary punk ass tv like most of you own, no, this tv is a behemoth 52 inch, kick the shit out of you, wonderfilled porno watching machine

Comments

[a_healthy_me]

All those miles made for a day well worth the final product, wouldn't you say Peter Pissy Pants? ;)

Love the boots! Love the brunette!

[alarmed]

Oh, no one's disapointed =)

[porkchopxcore]

you're terrible

and i have a 64 inch widescreen at my house in alaska. the tv at the house i'm living at now is about that big
but i guess you should feel special
*pat pat*

[alarmed]

But does yours ever cater to porn? huh? huh?

[the_drug_fiend]

a few things...
1) nice house !
2) I'd dry hump that tv.
3) move the cat sratcher as far away from the TV as possible.
4) American lesbians are better than hairy Russian ones.
5) if thats a playstation 2 I'd dry hump that too.

[alarmed]

1. thanks dude
2. I have
3. yea, it never gets used anyways
4. Hairy russian ones do carry some violent tendancies the american ones. Side note: These women weren't speaking English or Russian.
5. that is a PS2, and... yes I have :)

[zsazsanomore]

I always hate when I need to use the bathroom in a public place and they are like "we don't have one." What assholes. When you need to go, you need to GO. I always wish horrible things on these people including, at the top of the list, having to pee really bad (or better yet SHIT!) and being in the middle of nowhere when they finally find a toilet but are forbidden to use it.

[alarmed]

I know, and its different for girls, you cant just go anywhere

Well women can, if they weren't so damn shy and dependant on toilet paper

[zsazsanomore]

We wouldn't be dependent on toilet paper if we had your equipment. When we pee squatting it runs down our legs, there is NO way that it doesn't happen so anytime you're with a girl who squats out in the open, be assured that there is piss all over her legs. I refuse to ever do that, because I prefer not to have urine on my body. I actually carry disposable wipes though haha. If you read my Europe vacation journal that I posted the link to, you'll see just how badly I'll let it get before peeing outdoors or squatting at all.

[alarmed]

Even with the equipment I have, I still manage to get urine on my legs

Oh wait, scratch that. Yea.

how did youre mom feel about her new job?

[unknotme]

whats with all the hatin against Philly? we didnt do anything to you. :(

Re: how did youre mom feel about her new job?

[alarmed]

No hatin against Philly. I loved Philly before I knew you were there. Its just that DC and Philly are 140 miles apart yet worlds away. Where as where I live you can travel 140 miles and be in the same state. Its a long drive.