A little story and a little porno

[alarmed]

Some of you may know, I - through roundabout ways - got a new TV. This is not your ordinary punk ass tv like most of you own, no, this tv is a behemoth 52 inch, kick the shit out of you, wonderfilled porno watching machine

Comments

[zsazsanomore]

I always hate when I need to use the bathroom in a public place and they are like "we don't have one." What assholes. When you need to go, you need to GO. I always wish horrible things on these people including, at the top of the list, having to pee really bad (or better yet SHIT!) and being in the middle of nowhere when they finally find a toilet but are forbidden to use it.

[alarmed]

I know, and its different for girls, you cant just go anywhere

Well women can, if they weren't so damn shy and dependant on toilet paper

[zsazsanomore]

We wouldn't be dependent on toilet paper if we had your equipment. When we pee squatting it runs down our legs, there is NO way that it doesn't happen so anytime you're with a girl who squats out in the open, be assured that there is piss all over her legs. I refuse to ever do that, because I prefer not to have urine on my body. I actually carry disposable wipes though haha. If you read my Europe vacation journal that I posted the link to, you'll see just how badly I'll let it get before peeing outdoors or squatting at all.

[alarmed]

Even with the equipment I have, I still manage to get urine on my legs

Oh wait, scratch that. Yea.

[alarmed]

By the way, I use Gmail for my emails, do you?

[zsazsanomore]

I have a gmail account, but my email for LJ is zsazsajournal@yahoo.com

[alarmed]

ok, so you know that gmail puts relevant text ads at the top of the page using a scan of the email.

So when I read your reply, the relevant text ad was

The Whiz - For All Women - www.whizaway.com - Pass Urine Anywhere, Anytime Device Gives Freedom & Security

[zsazsanomore]

LOl! That's great!