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[alarmed]

In a few moments, I will be wearing a suit.

Yes, I know the thought of it just made 90% of you faint, 9% of you drool and the last 1% of you stroke it a little. Thats allright, its perfectly okay to feel the way you are feeling

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[justdana]

:-D

You're too kind. Thank you so much!

[alarmed]

You are too, especially for This
Yea, I destroyed the link for your privacy... but you know what I am talking about :)

[alarmist]

Being best man is easy. Your duties include the following:

- Making sure the groom shows up and is relatively sober.
- If bribed by the bride, making sure the groom doesn't bolt.
- If bribed by the groom, providing a diversion and letting him escape.
- Making an embarrassing toast at the reception.
- HOLDING THE RING. This is very, very important, because if you fail, people will claw your eyes out and eat your soul.
- Acting as the voice of reason and sanity for the groom's party (this may involve carrying a small flask of booze; I recommend Jack Daniel's).
- Wrangling the rest of the groom's party.

Other duties are optional.

I recommend carrying a lighter and a pocket knife. Both can be useful.

[alarmed]

- Making sure the groom shows up and is relatively sober.
Check
- If bribed by the bride, making sure the groom doesn't bolt.
Check
- If bribed by the groom, providing a diversion and letting him escape.
N/A... he actually went through with it
- Making an embarrassing toast at the reception.
*sigh* Check
- HOLDING THE RING. This is very, very important, because if you fail, people will claw your eyes out and eat your soul.
Close call
- Acting as the voice of reason and sanity for the groom's party (this may involve carrying a small flask of booze; I recommend Jack Daniel's).
*sigh* check, again
- Wrangling the rest of the groom's party.
Lost 2 of them

Thanks for the advice man.

[jod]

So how'd it go?
You can ask me about my party too!

[alarmed]

Went good!

Sorry for the message today.
I gathered your party exp from your post :) But you can tell it to me again

[jod]

Thanks for the apology!
Nah, I won't retell you the story of the party. But I will tell you about today, and our plans for the rest of his time here!

[euphoric]

My boyfriend was a best man a few months ago and he was soooo worried about the speech thing but his friend's brother asked Jake if he didn't mind if he could do the speech so Jake was so relieved that he didn't have to do it. He felt the same as you about the situation.

[alarmed]

your boyfriend = lucky guy

[killpill]

1% of you stroke it a little

Got a tissue?

[alarmed]

This isn't the Ritz-Carolton man, go use the drapes or something

[killpill]

I'll just wipe it on your skirt.

[alarmed]

Thats fine, I'll wipe mine on your mom