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[alarmed]

In a few moments, I will be wearing a suit.

Yes, I know the thought of it just made 90% of you faint, 9% of you drool and the last 1% of you stroke it a little. Thats allright, its perfectly okay to feel the way you are feeling

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[killpill]

1% of you stroke it a little

Got a tissue?

[alarmed]

This isn't the Ritz-Carolton man, go use the drapes or something

[killpill]

I'll just wipe it on your skirt.

[alarmed]

Thats fine, I'll wipe mine on your mom

[killpill]

By the way, she says she wants her skirt back.

[alarmed]

Thats cool, its about 15 times too big for me to wear, I been using it as a patio umbrella