A question for you all

[alarmed]

What was your last injury?

Be creative. Answer me this time.

Comments

[alarmed]

When was that again?

[gutbloom]

My wife hurt my feelings. She told me going downstairs to get the phone would be "good exercise". How out of shape do you have to be when someone is prodding you to walk downstairs?

[alarmed]

Man, I hear you, I haven't been downstairs from my office in two weeks for fear of having to go back up.

[lavenderseaslug]

A boil-type thing. In a bad place.

And foot surgery. But not at the same time as the boil

[alarmed]

Ew, did you have it lynched?

[justdana]

Well, I had my heart broken a few months ago. Despite my best efforts, not much has been done in the way of healing.

[alarmed]

Need me to massage your chest area, you know, to heal the wound?

[wickedeyes]

Well, internal or external? I had problems with my urinary tract a few months ago when I was in a third world country and couldn't do anything about it. Aren't you glad you asked?

[alarmed]

Facinating.
So was the urine a different color? Tell me all about this please, I am on pins and needles!