This is going to be pretty plain and simple - and an obvious rip off of trendy holier than thou communities:

I don't get the LJ'ers, that for some reason, amass thousands of people on their friend of list.

For example

throwingstardna
Friend of: an astonishing 2085
User info: Lame. Has even one of those Sesame Street Terror Meter things. That is SOOOOOOOOO ( Read more... )

Today, I went bowling. I don't know if you guys were aware of the fact that I started bowling when I was 7. I quit when I was around 21 or so, and haven't really partaken in it since. Mostly when I was moving out of an apartment with my ex, some shit got stolen when my ex left the door unlocked - well, in that shit was my bowling balls. Who would ( Read more... )

Tomorrows plan of action
1. Wake up
2. Cry in the shower
3. Go to work
4. Bend over
5. Remove my pants
6. Remove my panties (Strictly for comfort)
7. Get my ass reamed

I know, for a lot of you, this sounds like your normal weekday... but be assured, I don't want whats a comin to me.

For those of you who love Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, this post is for you. This game has been hard to let go. I have purposely not beaten this game, just in an attempt to play longer. You’re all pretty aware how realistic this game is, and I haven’t found too many flaws in the game… but I would like to point one out now.

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Why cant us men come up with a few new inventions to better ourselves and our gender.

For example tonight I was wishing for:
A great device that reminds you to pull the porno out of the DVD player.
(Deluxe version to include VCR and Web browser history)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnd....

A time machine

Instead of LJ, I decided to do something better with my time...

I mastered a score of 341844 on Old Skool Tetris.

Phear and respect.

Signed
alarmed

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So I has the ideas. I has them good. Those ideas are to make LJ a better place for us all... before we all go sm0t ourselves.

1. Apparently, you need to be quick if you have something to say.
This goes double if you think you're being witty.
My first draft of this post was something very similar to this post by Cyns. But in an attempt to not copy, ( Read more... )

___alarmed

I shall call her mini me

I tried to entice sm0t into wit filled friendly flame war on bf9k's journal (a very amuzing and wonderful journal in its own right), but at press time, he's officially pussed out.

Don't get me wrong, Sm0t is an awesome person, and I would never say anything he'd construe as mean on accident, just on purpose ( Read more... )

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