Unbelievable
This is going to be pretty plain and simple - and an obvious rip off of trendy holier than thou communities:
I don't get the LJ'ers, that for some reason, amass thousands of people on their friend of list.
For example
throwingstardna
Friend of: an astonishing 2085
User info: Lame. Has even one of those Sesame Street Terror Meter things. That is SOOOOOOOOO 2004.
Content:
The first post as of press time: a bunch of sparkler pictures. I wasn't under the impression that its near July, but I suppose that 100 and some days can constitute getting antsy for more 4th of July cheer.
Second post: An actual post with words concerning his work life. Go figure. I'm not seeing any hot chicks making out, I am not seeing pictures of morbid car crashes. Where’s the draw here? He actually reserves a whole sentence... including double spacing to an ellipse followed by the word "blah"!
Third post: A dancing gif file of GWB and a little snippet to not forget Poland or Iraq. Proving that he too is within the realm of liberalism and finding it okay to pick on John Kerry.
Yes, I get it: George W Bush is a horrible president. And John Kerry was so much of a douche drinker that he couldn't oust the worst man to run this country, including King George©
Synopsis: This makes no sense. I can only assume 1900 of these people fell for an email chain letter campaign that promises a check for 1000 dollars if they add this loon.
fredryk
Friend of: 1485
User info: Very plain - no content at all, which nowadays is actually quite a draw.
Content:
The first post as of press time: Post dated post with his picture and a phone number. Sweet. Let me jot this down. 931-905-1102. I can't wait to make this long distance call!
Second post: Oh, fuck. I have stumbled onto a furry journal. No wonder why, I went back to the user info, and started to just kind of look around at the people who have friended this loon. Yep, furries. Furries everywhere.
Third post: I didn't bother. Even on my worse day, when I am bored, and would do anything to be entertained (and I mean anything), I wouldn't humble myself to read a furry's journal.
Synopsis: We have the leader of the furries here. That has to be it. Everyone needs someone to look up to, and the furries have Fredryk. Don't bother calling him - theres more entertainment in calling 1-800-391-8444, trust me.
un_popular
Friend of: Unknown
User info: Thank fucking christ - shes deleted her journal!!
brad
Friend of: 930
User info: Pretty simple, black on white text with a short little quip about his life and his accomplishments, which, apparently, aren't much.
Content:
The first post as of presstime: A lighthearted jotted note about trying to get his cellular phone with picture taking ability to upload to his computer. I know what hes saying here: I'm rich and I am beautiful.
Second post: Another post about his phone. What the hell. This isn't important, here or there for that matter. But he is believe it or not, blogging. Writing little stories of his life.
Third post: Oh ho ho hooo... brad pwned us all, apparently he owns a website, called I hate blogs dot com. The man who spawned the largest blogging site. Which spawned many other look-alikes. Brad the creator of Live Journal, Yes Live Journal: The AOL of blog sites! The outlet for every oppressed artist, cam whore, furry born between 1985 and 1991 (I am getting fucking old here fellas)! The outlet for all of us to get mega internet hard ons with the praise and the *hugs* of complete strangers! He hates blogging!
I cant take it anymore!!!
alarmed Kills self in a fiery internet related death.
I don't get the LJ'ers, that for some reason, amass thousands of people on their friend of list.
For example
throwingstardna
Friend of: an astonishing 2085
User info: Lame. Has even one of those Sesame Street Terror Meter things. That is SOOOOOOOOO 2004.
Content:
The first post as of press time: a bunch of sparkler pictures. I wasn't under the impression that its near July, but I suppose that 100 and some days can constitute getting antsy for more 4th of July cheer.
Second post: An actual post with words concerning his work life. Go figure. I'm not seeing any hot chicks making out, I am not seeing pictures of morbid car crashes. Where’s the draw here? He actually reserves a whole sentence... including double spacing to an ellipse followed by the word "blah"!
Third post: A dancing gif file of GWB and a little snippet to not forget Poland or Iraq. Proving that he too is within the realm of liberalism and finding it okay to pick on John Kerry.
Yes, I get it: George W Bush is a horrible president. And John Kerry was so much of a douche drinker that he couldn't oust the worst man to run this country, including King George©
Synopsis: This makes no sense. I can only assume 1900 of these people fell for an email chain letter campaign that promises a check for 1000 dollars if they add this loon.
fredryk
Friend of: 1485
User info: Very plain - no content at all, which nowadays is actually quite a draw.
Content:
The first post as of press time: Post dated post with his picture and a phone number. Sweet. Let me jot this down. 931-905-1102. I can't wait to make this long distance call!
Second post: Oh, fuck. I have stumbled onto a furry journal. No wonder why, I went back to the user info, and started to just kind of look around at the people who have friended this loon. Yep, furries. Furries everywhere.
Third post: I didn't bother. Even on my worse day, when I am bored, and would do anything to be entertained (and I mean anything), I wouldn't humble myself to read a furry's journal.
Synopsis: We have the leader of the furries here. That has to be it. Everyone needs someone to look up to, and the furries have Fredryk. Don't bother calling him - theres more entertainment in calling 1-800-391-8444, trust me.
un_popular
Friend of: Unknown
User info: Thank fucking christ - shes deleted her journal!!
brad
Friend of: 930
User info: Pretty simple, black on white text with a short little quip about his life and his accomplishments, which, apparently, aren't much.
Content:
The first post as of presstime: A lighthearted jotted note about trying to get his cellular phone with picture taking ability to upload to his computer. I know what hes saying here: I'm rich and I am beautiful.
Second post: Another post about his phone. What the hell. This isn't important, here or there for that matter. But he is believe it or not, blogging. Writing little stories of his life.
Third post: Oh ho ho hooo... brad pwned us all, apparently he owns a website, called I hate blogs dot com. The man who spawned the largest blogging site. Which spawned many other look-alikes. Brad the creator of Live Journal, Yes Live Journal: The AOL of blog sites! The outlet for every oppressed artist, cam whore, furry born between 1985 and 1991 (I am getting fucking old here fellas)! The outlet for all of us to get mega internet hard ons with the praise and the *hugs* of complete strangers! He hates blogging!
I cant take it anymore!!!
alarmed Kills self in a fiery internet related death.