Today, I can only offer you small bits and pieces of woe since I am ill, which is both wretched and dull.

1. Morose Frog Baby wants you to know that he also knows suffering:


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Ways in which my husband is a contrary creature1. When in the evenings being faced with the suggestion that he might like to do something bonding-like with the baby and acquiring a look in his eyes which suggests that he has a deep yearning to play computer games. On the other hand, when under the influence of love overflow I said "Baby tonight I ( Read more... )

Sheparded by my loving commentary and rising levels of freaked-outness Z sought Actual Medical Attention (thus sorrowfully breaking a 15 year streak of not going to the doctor) and went away with antibiotics (which in true style, he has been incredibly absentminded about taking; thankfully my analness on this subject helped counterbalance ( Read more... )

Z has developed a lump on his back, which I've been on his case about to get sorted with loving statements such as this one:

N:Go get it looked at! Soon! If not immediately! Morever, I don't understand why it didn't just occur to you yourself to get it sorted out when you noticed it was there.

Z: Oh because I get those lumps from time to time and ( Read more... )

The other night during dinner a dropped chickpea fell off the table and rolled across the floor and the kitten bounced on it because ALL MOVING THINGS MUST DIE, and then he proceeded to eat it and lick his little whiskered chops ( Read more... )

Well, I have been down and out and confined to my bed for a few days but I'm slowly getting better now and I imagine being off work will be useful to catch up on the goings on of my F-list ( Read more... )

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My lover has two bad habits ( Read more... )

Yesterday things got a little bit heated between my friend Dee and her boyfriend whom we shall call Saul ( Read more... )

Forgot to mention this bit earlier ( Read more... )