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Apr 07, 2005 14:59

My lover has two bad habits.
1) Snoring
2) A tendency to wear tracksuit bottoms in the evenings and on the weekends. As far as I'm concerned the only mollyfing thing in that regrettable habit is that they are not shell suits. [In a friend this wouldn't bother me, but in a lover it does, because it's unattractive damnit].

I can understand that it's comfortable, but it doesn't look very stylish and damnit Mars in Libra is not wooed by sloppyness.

So I am trying to wean him from this by showing a great deal of enthusiasm for the fine figure of a man he cuts in proper trousers and how sexy it is.

It is possible he is starting to thik I'm a nutcase [the strange looks he has been giving me suggest this], but it's the only way I can think of of being diplomatic and gentle while still achieving my purpose.

Although I'm open to hearing other suggestions [except "but it's not important how people dress, it's just what they have inside that counts" as that line of conjencture is heretical, and CLEARLY WRONG and I'll have no such trash polluting the fine principles of this lj]

men!, z

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