A gift of dead birds is the sincerest form of flattery

Apr 04, 2009 16:48

Today, I can only offer you small bits and pieces of woe since I am ill, which is both wretched and dull.

1. Morose Frog Baby wants you to know that he also knows suffering:



2. George the Cat padded into the house from the garden, carrying a largish dead bird by its head all 'Look at what I have brought for you Human Woman! It will look lovely on your bedspread.'

I screamed, and he panicked and fled with it from whence he came.
I'm sorry George! I appreciate the thought, even though I find it disguisting.

3.
Poll 'Health Reasons'

body image, men!, tiredness, woe, body wonk

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