the sort of things that z does which make my brain explode

[rainsinger]

Z has developed a lump on his back, which I've been on his case about to get sorted with loving statements such as this one:

N:Go get it looked at! Soon! If not immediately! Morever, I don't understand why it didn't just occur to you yourself to get it sorted out when you noticed it was there.

Z: Oh because I get those lumps from time to time and

Comments

[minnesattva]

See, I can almost get behind that; I was with him there right up to the bit about the perfume.

[casaubon]

Maybe he didn't want to waste vodka.

[rainsinger]

He probably used it all up for anaesthetic.

[rainsinger]

What could promote healing quicker than a beautiful scent?
*eye roll*

[offensive_mango]

We all do DIY surgery sometimes, don't we?

[rainsinger]

*shudder*
no, no no.
I have not done DIY surgery since ripping out a chunk of my own hair when I was 7 to get rid of the chewing gum the boy behind me had stuck in it.

[casaubon]

If you truly loved him you'd hack out the lump with a penknife. :)

[rainsinger]

But surely shuddering and shrieking are so much more supportive? ;)

[monkeyssk8]

While hilarious, tell him to seek medical advise! Or just stab him until he does seek medical attention! Man!

[rainsinger]

Thank God there isn't yet a computer game that pretends to teach you how to be a surgeon, or else I'd have never got him down to the GP.

[dubaiyan]

Re: D:

[rainsinger]

I had to use the 'well your taxes pay for the NHS, if you never see doctors it's like you're wasting your own money'.