so pRetty i hAd to Eat hiM

[Cal sees the words through shadows on the wall; they were painted on with something-- what?-- before painted over with cheap water-based blue. He leans closer, and... well, he scratches before sniffing the letters before him.]

Dude, that's weird.

Smell is the most sensitive of our senses. [Not that a normal human ( Read more... )

...Lace is gone.

Oookay, I'm gonna miss my plane. Fun.

I have questions!

Who the hell are you?

Where the hell is this?

...Why are all the windows plexiglass... it looks like shatter proof?

Where the hell is my cat?

Can I keep these awesome textbooks?

[ooc Cal, from Texas.]

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Who knows the Monty Python sketch I'm thinking of, and even better, who'd kill me for bringing it up ( Read more... )

[Voice Post | | Accidental]

[A click, some shuffling of sheets and cloth, and then the whisling starts. Floorboards creak, and the sound of a drawer is heard.]

[More shuffling through cloth, and then,]

...Lace?

[There is the sound of something soft and wet being prodded.]

Laaaaaaace? Why is there a tongue in my sock drawer? Honey-

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Well... that was extremely weird. Though, I did get something out of it; I think my apartment's clean for the first time since I've been here. Or in my whole life... probably my whole life.

Looks nice, Lace?

[ooc Cal had the awsum power to levitate things, but felt the burning urge to clean, afterwards, resulting in him using the power to clean, ( Read more... )

Don't Visit New York

Why?

-Well, for starts? We have a highly contageous disease with your name on it! It's not only airborne, but transmitted through fluids like blood, spit, and, uh, what happens when two people love each other very, very much. semen.
-Did I mention the disease will turn you into a cannabalistic vampire lunatic?
-Not only do we ( Read more... )

Um. So, yesterday ( Read more... )