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[Cal sees the words through shadows on the wall; they were painted on with something-- what?-- before painted over with cheap water-based blue. He leans closer, and... well, he scratches before sniffing the letters before him.]

Dude, that's weird.

Smell is the most sensitive of our senses. [Not that a normal human ( Read more... )

Okay, kids, something is shitty in Denmark or whatever.

Black plague. I know Black Plague, I took classes on it for the Watch and I worked with it for that curse way back when, I know Black Death ( Read more... )

Cal Thompson's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I might turn you into a vampire - you see how it is"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

So, today looks like it's going to suck.

So, true or false, I am the world's most annoying small child?

Also, true: It takes at minimum of a week to become fully symptomatic with the Parasite, so if I ever turn into a kid again, just let me out of the apartment, no worries. Even if I was infected, which is at this point debatable, just let me out of the apartment; I couldn't spread ( Read more... )

Did I actually think I'd escape this, after living here this long?

How naïve of me. Of course I turn into a girl. Weirdly, the kind of girl I generally tried to date, when I... still dated. But at least I'd never have to explain what a pigeon mite was to me ( Read more... )

I think I told everyone everything I'm ashamed of. Thing about curses is, stay here long enough, and you'll be hit every which way. I don't know. Shit. I mean ( Read more... )

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OH MY GOD.

This is by far the... weirdest thing that's happened in a year of living here ( Read more... )