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[Cal sees the words through shadows on the wall; they were painted on with something-- what?-- before painted over with cheap water-based blue. He leans closer, and... well, he scratches before sniffing the letters before him.]

Dude, that's weird.

Smell is the most sensitive of our senses. [Not that a normal human ( Read more... )

I think I told everyone everything I'm ashamed of. Thing about curses is, stay here long enough, and you'll be hit every which way. I don't know. Shit. I mean ( Read more... )

So, this place? Grade A awesome! Super awesome! Awesome like why-didn't-they-have-places-like-this-when-I-was-a-kid awesome! Awesome like super awesome, like Dr. Rat-would-like-it awesome, like someone-should-write-a-song-about-it awesome! What am I talking about? The cemetery, of course! Did I mention its awesome? The cemetary? Awesome? Yes ( Read more... )