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137th. st.

not_avampire Jul 01, 2008 21:41

Okay, creepy Hellsing people. Here's your report. Left open because... well, everyone deserves to know? Oh, and also, I suck at privatizing.

( Report on the Pseudo-Black Plague )

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111st. st. Mealworms and Wasps

not_avampire Jan 05, 2008 03:29

Do you know what a mealworm is? They're about as nasty a they sound, they're small, about a thousand look like a tiny white speck ( Read more... )

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Seriously, though, I do need a job.

Researcher, anyone? I will look up whatever the fuck you want, about anything. I can write college papers. It'll be a fucking blast.

Forget the fact I can't leave the goddamn apartment! Hah! Who needs fresh air, anyway? I have textbooks. I'm deticated.Preferably anything to do with Biology, parasites, plague ( Read more... )

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92ed. st. Tourists

not_avampire Sep 17, 2007 11:25

Don't Visit New York

Why?

-Well, for starts? We have a highly contageous disease with your name on it! It's not only airborne, but transmitted through fluids like blood, spit, and, uh, what happens when two people love each other very, very much. semen.
-Did I mention the disease will turn you into a cannabalistic vampire lunatic?
-Not only do we ( Read more... )

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89th. st. Pandemic

not_avampire Sep 05, 2007 19:54

Um. So, yesterday ( Read more... )

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55th. st. And then there where gnats

not_avampire Apr 22, 2007 16:47

Ah!

You're screwing up the ecosystem, okay? The gnats come first, then frogs move into the territory and eat them! You've got the order wrong, deities-whatever!

What the hell...

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49th. st. Entropy Fan

not_avampire Apr 10, 2007 17:38

Okay, kids. Lemmie tell you a little bit about the end of the world. It is, after all, kind-of-not-really what I do for a living back home.

You see, the end of the world doesn't happen at the drop of a hat. It doesn't take a minute, or an hour, or even a few days.

The end of the world as we know it would take approximately... twenty years to ( Read more... )

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45. st. The More You Know

not_avampire Mar 28, 2007 14:49

Again, lots of stuff's been going on the last few days. And not just curses. Again, I'm gonna say you'd have to be an idiot not to notice. Again, some important stuff is going down. Again, it's being broadcasted over this happy little network. And I'm adding something new to repeat: You'd have to be an idiot not to careThink about it ( Read more... )

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31st. st. Bigger Brother

not_avampire Feb 12, 2007 13:56

There's a lot of fucking fighting going on, I'd have to be a lot dimmer than I already am not to notice it. I'm not gonna chastise anyone because 1) no one really listens to what I say (Hey, why should you?) and 2) It's not like you guys are ever gonna stop ( Read more... )

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5th st. Slug report!

not_avampire Nov 30, 2006 13:40

I used to do these reports in college, man. Like old times and... that stuff.

( Filtered Away From Infected... People. And stuff. )

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