89th. st. Pandemic

Sep 05, 2007 19:54

Um. So, yesterday.

Does anyone want a follow-up... check-up? I do that. Anyone who ...died, yesterday, you still might be a little bit weak, so get some rest and stuff.

Yesterday is a shining example of why you shouldn't play with pack animals, by the way. Rats are what we call 'resiviors', they hold diseases and pass them on through bites, or, in this case, fleas. Cats can do the same thing, too, but usually only through airborne means, and only in specific cases.

Fleas pass the disease from rat to rat, a cat eats a rat, and then it breathes on you, and, hey! You're it.

So watch your ass. The Black Death was an accident, it's an offshoot of a larger disease that you've probably never even heard of. Because it's that big, it's so big, it's around all the time, that most people never even notice it.

Just pray you never find out why you should never pee in tropical rivers. Ever.

And, Lace, I wasn't freaking out that much.

[ooc Lolz canon.]

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