Groceries:

Bacon
Veal
Ground Beef
More Rubber Bands
Bleach
Kitty Litter
Batteries
Ramen

To Do List:

Definitive Sanity Test?
Definitive Sanity Test
Definitive Sanity Test
Sleep
Get Rid Of Rats
Go Outside.

Oh, wow, hi. Why did I just post that?

[ooc Strikes plainly visible. *asleep; will catch tags on the morn*]

Seriously.

The next time one of you says I'm over-cautious about spreading a virulent disease, I'm pointing to this incident. This is over-caution. And kind of nuts. I'm practicalThat being said, I think if I actually tried to clean my apartment, I'd unearth... fossils and crap. Jesus. I can't see the floor anymore ( Read more... )

i can't get out! the doors are locked and i can't get out. i don't know how i got here. i'm not sorry. it isn't my fault ( Read more... )

I woke up with the burning urge to sit on someone's chest, today.

...Oh, god.

Well, I've had worse.

[ooc Not just a cat! A diseased cat!]

Okay, so today is definitely a curse, 'cause I don't do stuff like this too often.


( Read more... )

My apartment being kind of attacked by aliens accounts for the lack of a report last week, sorry.

Also, that and moving back into my apartment.

And cat-proofing it.

If Corny escapes, somehow, through barbed wire, wire-mesh, shatter-proof glass and linoleum, please do tell me. He's probably the only one with... that color eyes... sitting on your ( Read more... )

So basically the alternate me is what I'd be if I had better alcohol tolerance. That's promising.

I might've freaked some people out, the other day; yes, all the stuff I said is true in my world, no, you don't have to give a damn.

So how's everyone been besides that?

I'm naming her Pearl.

Unless you can think of a better name, Lace?

Um. So, yesterday ( Read more... )

Ooookay, then ( Read more... )