I can't even. There's no... I...
NO. Really. there is no way that an actual non-television-show-character person, is serious about this shit.
OK this is it; I have completely changed my mind about the Apocalypse. It really *IS* happening, y'all.
And why?
Because, Obama is a Lizard.
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Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one Cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

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He sends shit like this to me.
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Sickeningly cutesy dog post follows. Read down at your own peril ( Read more... )

Ooh, hard day's work! Today Miss Patsy and I covered her whole yard in tarps, brought weaker plants inside, and did general maintenance and preparation for the hard freeze. I got home all achy and froze to the bone from working all day in 45-degree rain. I brought all my plants inside, made spaghetti, showered and got into warm clothes ( Read more... )

What In The Unholy Name Of The Son Of Four Kinds Of Fuck Did I Just Watch?!?!?!?!?

Click to view

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Courtney Love has nipples because God's a sick bastard and hates your eyes

...I'd still fuck her though...
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The bastards sent me the wrong modem!!!!! Gah!!! Stupid! Fuck!
Now I've got to wait till fucking SATURDAY!!!
I don't WANT to have to wait till stupid Saturday! I want my Internetz!!!!!!!
SonofabitchmotherfuckerstupidfucktardgoddamnedcockknockingbastardcuntyWHORES...!!!

And et cetera.
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So, as nearly all of you know by now, after a long, arduous day of inspiring and illuminating the masses (eg; sitting on my ass, running my mouth, and causing a general nuisance), I often like to spend my quiet-times frequenting this one cheesy little socializing/SWF gaming site. I make no apologies for this; it's fun, and I have made a couple of ( Read more... )

(who remembers the old "Meth Makeover" billoards from a few years ago?)

My poor doggie. I just turned my head away for a second...

BEFORE:

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