The following from articles in Wikipedia and the CDC.
alobar, based upon my symptoms whenever I am in your house for longer than an hour, I estimate the CO levels in your house hover between 400-800 ppm.
Cut for length.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ ( Read more... )

Reposted from one of my FB groups.  Spoiler alert: Whiny fml rant. Proceed at your own risk.

OK, Stupidest Day. Evar ( Read more... )

Had the mad stupid munchies last night, so I polished off a bag of sugar-free mint patties. That's not as much as it may sound, only like six thingies. But... Don't ever do that. The things that they put in to replace the glucose will have you shitting the Ganges for three hours. Then I was up farting half the night ( Read more... )

NYPD officer plotted to kidnap, cook and eat women,

authorities say

"Six-year NYPD veteran Gilberto Valle, 28, who worked in Harlem, was arrested Wednesday by federal officers on a conspiracy to kidnap charge Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s office said Valle conspired with multiple, unnamed people “to kidnap, rape, torture, kill, cook and cannibalize ( Read more... )

Beware of bath salts:

From inside Thompson's closed bedroom, "he told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told The Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."
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Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one Cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

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I've got The Plague ( Read more... )

Courtney Love has nipples because God's a sick bastard and hates your eyes

...I'd still fuck her though...
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O' what ragged, shuffling creature, what leaking and puffy pools of eye... What tremors besiege it, in its struggles to conduct the slightest movement. With agonizing moans of a blasted ancient tongue, it extends one weakened, shaking arm-thing, rasping the air with its shiny blue-black claw. As it snorts and hocks with guttural horror I reel far ( Read more... )

I have The Swine Flu*.
It's novel, really, this "having a cold" thing... Can't say as I've had much experience with it since quitting smoking {ahem Rick, Neil, Todd, Mark, Cameron...}; can't say it's an experience I've missed, either.

Now I have to go traipsing out in the rain, to verbally attack the manager woman of U-Haul, who claims to have sold ( Read more... )