"...like two Jewish eyes on a mound of gefilte-taste-obscuring horseradish..."
Mmmmm... Nothing tastes as good as doom and Irony...


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Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one Cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

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I've had the shittiest day imaginable, and I still can't stop lol-ing..


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I have a mint-green cat.

Oh, also, I finished painting my kitchen.
Wat?
... Well in my defense, I did tell her not to jump onto the top of the water heater.
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Call Pat Robertson's "700 Club" @ 1 (800) 759-0700 to give your opinion of his comments about Haiti. It costs them about $1 to pick up each 800 call.
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...and similar procedural drama, investigative shows.
Thanks to alobar for the link.

7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
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