Beware of bath salts:

From inside Thompson's closed bedroom, "he told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told The Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."
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I will have nasty, wanton, dirty wookie sex with the person who gets me this.
For like weeks.

The bed that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs

Voina DIY Handbook.
Section 1. How to snatch chicken.
The tale of how one Cunt fed the whole of the group Voina.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

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 *reposted from kali_ma's LiveJournal, because it had to be:

Mario Fantasies


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Nation's Nipples Severely Under-Clamped, U.S. Bureau Of Masochism Reports

Innocently checking my email, I say... alobar sends me this with a subject line of "If you had a kid"


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*repost from wtf_stupid

I find it practically impossible to adjust to normal attitudes in regards to this viddy.

Click to view

But I do want to find out where one may sign up for that illustrated, detailed course in perversion (it never hurts to compare notes).
Great. Now I'm all horny.

TELEKINETIC PORNOGRAPHY

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My birthday is October 20th...


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Um. And I personally would like a new apartment and a pet iguana... Just in case someone, you know.. knows someone. O.o

::EDIT:: Oh yeah; and Ministry tickets. Just Like Penguins And Other Primates, People Trade Sex For Resources
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