...a medley of my LJ userpics that seem relevant to my feelings:


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OK, so let's see here...
Dog and cat food - check.
Stuff to make red beans - check.
Package of AA batteries - check.
Box of Honey Nut O's - check.
Rum and red drink - check.

Whatever-this-stupid-rainstorm-is-going-to-be preparedness level - bring it on, bitch.
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I just had a bee try -four times- to pollinate the two-year-old dried flower circlet on my hat.
My pheromones are roxxorz to failbees.

I'll be going now.
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"...like two Jewish eyes on a mound of gefilte-taste-obscuring horseradish..."
Mmmmm... Nothing tastes as good as doom and Irony...


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So, big rains today, very loud thunder claps right around my house. I was curled up in bed reading a book. Suddenly, I was covered in dogs and cat... The large pit bull that my neighbors are all wary of, the 6-year-old terrier who has gone through 2 major hurricanes like they were nothing, and the disdainful cat who can take all three of us out ( Read more... )

So apparently the Rapture has been rescheduled for THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY.

I'm just saying.
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