Niko: big kitty, wake up.
Toby: Mmph.
Niko: big kitty. come on. wake up.
Toby: Wha--? Kitten?
Niko: big kitty, i need help.
Toby: Kitten, it is naptime.
Niko: big kitty. wash my head.
Toby: ...why on earth is your head soaking wet?
Niko: it is the biped's fault.
Toby: Ah. Squirt bottle.
Niko: shut up and wash my head.Toby: Did you let the biped ( Read more... )

Kittens: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ( Read more... )

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Theo: I siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing the sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng of the biped restorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred ( Read more... )

Too tired for dialogue transcription, but here, have some kitten photos.

( Niko )

Over the past week, Toby has decided that the kittens are acceptable, if perhaps somewhat in need of training.

( naptime )

I should begin by mentioning that the previous post about the kittens has been updated with links to photos illustrating relevant lines of dialogue. You know, in case you're into that sort of thing. :D ( Read more... )

I was already planning to introduce Toby and Theo to the kittens on Saturday, and then this happened:

( Biped, there is something we need to discuss. )

Ever since The Grumpy Plushie moved out, I've been thinking about getting kittens. (I have reason to believe that Toby and Theo will be fairly chill about kittens.) So last weekend, I went to visit some kittens being fostered by a member of the local humane society ( Read more... )

Toby (from all the way across the house): Biped!
h.l: I'm in here, Toby.
Toby (from slightly closer): Biped!
h.l: In the study, Toby.
Toby (from the next room): Biped!
h.l: Are we playing Marco Polo?
Toby (from the doorway): Biped!
h.l: Why are we playing Marco Polo ( Read more... )