translations from the feline: tactical errors
Niko: big kitty, wake up.
Toby: Mmph.
Niko: big kitty. come on. wake up.
Toby: Wha--? Kitten?
Niko: big kitty, i need help.
Toby: Kitten, it is naptime.
Niko: big kitty. wash my head.
Toby: ...why on earth is your head soaking wet?
Niko: it is the biped's fault.
Toby: Ah. Squirt bottle.
Niko: shut up and wash my head.
Toby: Did you let the biped catch you on the kitchen counter again?
Niko: not exactly.
Toby: ...why are your eyebrow whiskers all curly?
Niko: i don't want to talk about it.
Toby: Kitten, did you -- did you get up on the stove?
Niko: ...maybe.
Toby: Did you do it while the biped was actually standing right there?
Niko: it smelled good.
Toby: You are impossible.
Niko: you sound like the biped.
Toby: You are worse than my dope of a brother.
Niko: take that back.
Toby: Oh, shut up and let me wash your head.
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Toby: Mmph.
Niko: big kitty. come on. wake up.
Toby: Wha--? Kitten?
Niko: big kitty, i need help.
Toby: Kitten, it is naptime.
Niko: big kitty. wash my head.
Toby: ...why on earth is your head soaking wet?
Niko: it is the biped's fault.
Toby: Ah. Squirt bottle.
Niko: shut up and wash my head.
Toby: Did you let the biped catch you on the kitchen counter again?
Niko: not exactly.
Toby: ...why are your eyebrow whiskers all curly?
Niko: i don't want to talk about it.
Toby: Kitten, did you -- did you get up on the stove?
Niko: ...maybe.
Toby: Did you do it while the biped was actually standing right there?
Niko: it smelled good.
Toby: You are impossible.
Niko: you sound like the biped.
Toby: You are worse than my dope of a brother.
Niko: take that back.
Toby: Oh, shut up and let me wash your head.
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