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Kittens: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
h.l: Cooking something.
Kittens: WE WANT TO TASTE IT.
h.l: You really don't.
Kittens: YES WE DO.
h.l: Not only is this not for kittens, it is not something that kittens will enjoy.
Kittens: YOU COOK BACON UP THERE. ALSO PORK LOIN. AND LAMB.
h.l: That's true, but this is none of these things.
Kittens: WE ARE ON TO YOUR TRICKS, BIPED. HAND IT OVER.
h.l: ...okay.
Kittens: OH MY GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING.
h.l: I'll have you know that is perfectly delicious lemon curd.
Kittens: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON US. WHY. BIG KITTY, THE BIPED IS TRYING TO POISON US. GET IT OFF US.
Toby: Kittens, what -- why on earth do you smell of lemon curd? That's disgusting!
Kittens: PERFIDIOUS BIPED.
Toby: I take one nap.
h.l: A mistake you will make again in about ten minutes.
Toby: Oh, shut up, you.
h.l: Do you think we can get Theo to clean their faces?
Toby: Not even my dope of a brother is that much of an idiot. ...well, not about this, anyway.

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