translations from the feline: learning the routine

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Theo: I siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing the sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng of the biped restorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred!
h.l: Hi guys.
Toby: Hang on a second.
h.l: ...okay?
Toby: HEY, SLACKERS.
h.l: Toby?
Toby: HEY, SLACKERS. THE BIPED IS HOME.
Theo: Yes! The biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiped has returrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrned!
[unidentified kitten]: ...Big Kitty?
Toby: HEY, SLACKERS. I KNOW YOU ARE ASLEEP IN THERE, BUT THE BIPED IS HOME.
h.l: Toby, what --
Niko: Hello, biped!
h.l: Hello, sleepy Niko.
Nyssa: Hi, biped.
h.l: Hello, sleepy Nyssa. Wow, you guys are warm. Were you sleeping in the sunbeam?
Nyssa: Well, we WERE.
Toby: That will do, kittens. Thank you. Hello, biped.
h.l: Hi, Toby.
Toby: Please hold still while I pet you.
h.l: Okay, buddy.
Toby: There. You may pet me now.
h.l: I see that you've taken over the kittens' education.
Toby: Well, somebody has to. It's a slippery slope from afternoon naps to dereliction of duty.
h.l: ...is it.
Toby: I am not prepared to tolerate juvenile delinquency. I have to live here too, you know.
h.l: I feel safer already. Or at least more comprehensively greeted-at-the-door.

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