This is the kind of beautifully bad where even the smallest details are stupid. It’s layers on layers of badness, bad at the largest level and at the smallest. It’s like some great Mandelbrot fractal of bad.
-Wolfychan

Gather ’round, heave_ho crew, and listen to the tale of a Sue so beautifully bad that I could scarce go a paragraph without chuckling or gaping in ( Read more... )

TITLE: Jacks_Daughter
CULPRIT: kana117

SUMMARY: Jack unknowingly gets Madeleine Montague pregnant.10 years latter Jack stumbles upon his 9 year old daughter Natalle and her three friends.

Best Line Heave Ho Mad Libs Fun: “Yes, Madeleine as you know I am one of the nine pirate lords and well I'm not getting in younger ____(noun)______ ( Read more... )

TITLE: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4058721/1/The_Cruel_Mistress_Crew
CULPRIT: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1258761/Jenna_Cassie_Herdz
SUMMARY: Sequal to 'Captain Krystal Robyn'. When Krystal arrives at Tia Dalma's shack, she gets some bad and worse news. Then Jasmine gets kindapped. Now Krystal must cope with Jack's death, her sister helping in it ( Read more... )

TITLE: Hearts_Can_Change

CULPRIT: goblinphantomgirl

SUMMARY: Jack has finally met his match with Annabelle. Setting out for an island with adventures along the way can contempt become something more?..

Best Line:

Jack murmured with a grin but his eyes shot flames. And here I thought Jack Sparrow couldn’t be any more awesome.

Best Character ( Read more... )

TITLE: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436213/7/A_Pirate_Story

CULPRIT: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1965512/HisAngelGirlJ

SUMMARY: Rebeka Turner, daughter of Elizabeth and Will who is ( Read more... )

TITLE: The Mistress and The Wife
CULPRIT: RebelAngel002
SUMMARY: Inspired by POTC. Uh-oh. Zebediah Trout, Zebediah TROUT?! mad for the sea and shore, arrives in a situation where he must choose between his newfound love for a sweet girl named Cora and his mania for sailing. Set in 1845, England and Barbados. R&R!

Best line: “And so I spent the ( Read more... )

Well, consider this a test of how many people still watch this community. It's been a while since At World's End came and went, but with rumors of PotC 4 a-grinding in the mill, it might be time to bring this baby back.

What d'you say, guys?

TITLE: An_Unusual_Companionship

CULPRIT: PiedPiper94

SUMMARY: Emmaline is a 15 year old girl raised by ( Read more... )

Hello all! I've been lurking around this comm for awhile, and I thought that I'd announce the fact that I've officially joined up with a spork of my very own. I stumbled across this little gem of a badfic last week and thought it would be perfect for my first post...

TITLE: In the Movies

CULPRIT: nuttier-than-an-almond

SUMMARY: A girl gets ( Read more... )

TITLE: A Sparrow With Broken Wings
CULPRIT: forever is never forever
SUMMARY:Victoria is the wife of Commodore Thomas Morgan who abuses her. One night in a tavern her husband is about to attack her when out favorite Captain comes and saves her. He brings her onto his ship will there be love? Who knows. You just have to read. Noooooo! Spare us! ( Read more... )

TITLE: Love on the Sea
CULPRIT: 2Peas In A Pod
SUMMARY: Two women born and raised on Tortuga set out for a little adventure. Friends of Will Turner Hayden and Angel discover a few tricks of thier own in friendship love and maybe even temptation. R&R PLEASE! JackOC NorrieOC

Best Lines:- “Well, he knows a pirate that is looking for mates and I’m ( Read more... )