heave_ho: Oh, boy. We’ve strolled down that lane before, haven’t we, Araeph? So many Mary Sues have this stupid “Cinderella” complex-

Araeph: That’s her name.

heave_ho: Huh?

Araeph: Today’s Sue is named Cinderella Lane.

heave_ho: *nervously* Hah! Good one, Araeph. After Angelique Joliette, you wouldn’t be cruel enough to have another absurdly-named-

Araeph: Her ( Read more... )

This is the kind of beautifully bad where even the smallest details are stupid. It’s layers on layers of badness, bad at the largest level and at the smallest. It’s like some great Mandelbrot fractal of bad.
-Wolfychan

Gather ’round, heave_ho crew, and listen to the tale of a Sue so beautifully bad that I could scarce go a paragraph without chuckling or gaping in ( Read more... )

TITLE: Lost Bird Tale of Sabriell Sparrow Maybe this bird tale should stay lost.
CULPRIT: Seles Nowik

SUMMARY: Jack's daughter, Sabriell, never knew that she was a pirate until her path crossed with the notorious Jack Sparrow's. "I yearned for an adventure, an escape from my repetitive life that was slowly passing me by. My wish was granted, but ( Read more... )

So green_soup and I decided that we should get together and spork a story.  And in honor of 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull',  we decided to murder a crossover!

TITLE: Captain Jack Sparrow meets Indiana Jones the creativity is just out of this world!
CULPRIT: Capt. Phantom
SUMMARY: When Indiana Jones goes searching for the legendary 'time ( Read more... )

Continuing from the entry below, the second chapter, in which PotC officially gets mangled. As before, I’m in blue, my friend is in red, and we are both slack-jawed with horror.

Chapter 2- Cantata on Curiosity

Of course, it was only by chance that the unhappy bottle did indeed get…picked up. How or why, indeed, is a strange collision of ( Read more... )

- This crossover doesn't work!

Thank my friend  mom_loves_moose  for bringing this one to light: it's Pirates of the Carribean and Phantom of the Opera. POTC/POTO, you see. I'll give you a moment to try and figure out how that works; we haven't quite figured it out yet either. Cross-posted to her community of choice, phanwank.

TITLE: Spare Me These ( Read more... )

TITLE: Lost and Found Tales of a Lonely Heart

CULPRIT: ElfsireElfsire

SUMMARY: Rating to be safe. Someone else is aboard the Flying Dutchman. But who is she? What purpose does she serve on the Dutchman? And what secrets does she have to hide? Will OC

Best line: She was cursed, it was true. Her great-great-grandmother on her father’s side had ( Read more... )

Holloa~!

I'm Commodore's Chick (CC for short) and I thought I'd contribute too. My friend got me hooked on sporking, and I was so happy when I found this comm. I love Norrington, and additionally love to spork Norrie badfic. So, as my first post to this comm, I come bearing a fic that proves that Will and Jack aren't the only ones being plagued by ( Read more... )

TITLE: Hoist the Colors

CULPRIT: o.0 Barbossa's Pearl 0.o Wow, O.o is my reaction to this penname, too!

SUMMARY: [preCOTBP] Three Young Pirates are on a quest to retrieve a certain treasure at Shipwreck cove. But on the orders of Tia Dalma, MUST under any circumstances keep it from the Royal Navy, who have been after it for years.

Best line: “ ( Read more... )

Hello, all. What prompted this PotC vacation, you ask? Well, a little thing called “graduating from college.”

Spoilers for Movie Three within. Usually I wait a week, but this was just too horrid to pass up.

TITLE: Unfaithful
CULPRIT: GIRLMOSH
SUMMARY: I couldn’t let him go. I knew that a step toward the cabin would be a step away from ( Read more... )