Wait, is this a trick question? No, really, what's the diff ( Read more... )

Pretty gloomy, actually. I mean, I'm a Slayer. The Slayer of this generation, the one that caused all sorts of probs because it's what I do best. I don't know; it just seems like it's my fault.

You'd think people would be grateful to be Slayers, but it seems really? Not so much.I look into the future and all I see is death. My death. It's bound to ( Read more... )

Nothing, really. I mean, ever since Slayers sort of got to be "known" around the world, and vampires became the cool thing to be (thanks to Harmony, the idiot), I really don't have to hide. I'm not some superhero or anything, so it's not like there's a big old secret identity-thing going on, although Xander thinks it would be cool. He keeps walking ( Read more... )

Show and tell about... what, exactly? I mean, there's the type you do at school, not that I ever did that. Actually, it's not like I ever did much of that at all because hello? Not really a normal life once I got Chosen ( Read more... )

"Hey ( Read more... )

The easy answer would be when I was fired from being a counselor at the new Sunnydale High. Mainly because I was only there to watch over Dawnie and make sure she was okay because first day of school and creepy zombie-things in the basement? Hello! Do you really think I'd let my baby sister be alone and defenseless like that ( Read more... )

No one, that's who. No, seriously. Let me break this down for you ( Read more... )

So, poor Mark got eliminated from Dancing With the Stars last night. It's so sad because he helped Kristi Yamaguchi win last time! (And we all know me and my love for figure skating!) But, they stuck him with Kim Whats-Her-Name, who's some big old slut. So I guess I can't feel too bad since she's gone, too ( Read more... )

Buffy was going to spend some quality time with her roomie, which would be good because she needed someone to tell her that she wasn't completely wrong in the way that she was feeling at the moment. The way she went about it? Probably wasn't the smartest thing, but still. She felt like it was back with The First and she was getting kicked out of ( Read more... )

Sure. I do it all the time. It's called living.

Okay, that sounded bad. It's just that with the way my life goes, I have to be unkind. I can't be nice. Nice gets you nowhere. So listen up all of you potentials-turned-Slayers, because the general is talking and giving out one of her infamous speeches yet again.

Nice gets you dead.We're in a war, ( Read more... )