hey there! i finally finished writing up the last couple of chapters! yay! other than that, i've been teaching myself to play some sweet ass bowie songs on the guitar and making homemade pumpkin spice lattes. those have been the highlights of the last week. the shitty part has been finding out i need more dental work in january. barf ( Read more... )

hey guys! sorry for not putting this up sooner, the weekend kind of sucked for me. but i spent last night watching really unintentionally hilarious old sci-fi drive in movies, which totally got me out of my slump. so here, finally, is part three. once again, it's long, so i'll put up the last three chapters up in another post soon ( Read more... )

Link to the first part:
http://bsc-snark.livejournal.com/532661.html

First off before we get down to business, thank you everyone who commented on my previous snark. I hope you wake up every day knowing how awesome you are. Second, an apology for taking so long to get this next part out. I’m afraid my only excuse is general laziness. That and ( Read more... )

  Finally finding a moment between work and family stuff to present to you the soul-wrenching conclusion of Karen's Big Lie! The second half of this book filled me with so much rage, and made me hate Ms. Colman more than I already did. So let's get to it!

Part 1: Chapters 1-10

( On to part two! )

Hello, all! I've been enjoying these snarks for the better part of a year, and I finally decided to jump in and add my own! I had originally tackled "Karen's Mistake," and had it all ready to go, when my computer decided it had had quite enough of Karen and committed suicide before I could post it >_< The worst part is, I can't even be mad, because ( Read more... )

The Baby-Sitters Little Sister ( Read more... )

Back at it again! We left off with the BSC being accused of being spies for parents, Haley being a brat, and Claudia and Josh having ~romance issues~.

I’m determined to power through the rest of this book and move on to one that doesn’t make me binge drink, so without further ado... ( Let’s snark! )

So somehow, Karen’s Doll didn't kill me. And my kitchen full of bees has been (mostly) resolved, so I’m back to bingeing on caffeine. Not to mention the vodka and orange juice down there.

Today we come to #128 Claudia and the Little Liar. A book about Haley Braddock being a huge bitch to the BSC. Nice to see a kid that isn’t perfect. Too bad I’m ( Read more... )

I thought I'd start off with a pretty easy LS book before I moved on to the BSC books that I've got in my possession. I know I read this one as a kid (I ordered it from Scholastic, I believe, and it came with this set of jokes you could play on friends) but it's been a long while. I tried for several minutes to put a picture of the cover in my post ( Read more... )

I haven’t read a Karen book in years, and with good reasons. First off, I only own about eight of them. Second, reading it more than once is like a slow form of torture. But I was browsing through my book box looking for stuff to snark, and came across this one, with a gem of a tagline.


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