The Behr Round Robin Pixel_Trade Awesomesauce Gen 5.2!
Katu's Generation (katu_sims), Blue
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.8 ]
( Katu's Gen Downloads )
Nett's Generation (fightocrime), Brown:
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 2.10 | 2.11 | 2.12 | 2.13 ]
( Nett's Gen Downloads )
Steffi's Generation (simppl_life), Orange:
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 ]
( Steffi's Gen Downloads )
Rachel's Generation (simsforaranya), Pink:
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 ]
( Rachel's Gen Downloads )
Pink Eraser: "So that sex last night?"
Julietta: "It was a work of art!" *still eyetwitching from the hotness of the sex*
Julietta: "Next time we should make a baby!"
Pink Eraser: *is not at all sure about this*
Buck up, babe, this is a legacy. Legacies need kids. It's kind of a rule.
Lacey: "Hmm the humans eat kibble too but theirs is sweet to the tongue and covered in delectable milk! They hoard it for themselves and give me the same hard crunchy bits they feed that horrid dog! I'll show them!" *noms*
I've decided I want a Servo. I always get bored of robot-making before I can make Servos. Get cracking, Pinky.
It's not a Servo, but it's a start.
Pink Eraser has also been working on Julietta and she finally agrees to move in. She wanted to bear his children but refused to move in. Conflicted much, sweetheart?
Behr Bear™: "So I get to look at her ass all the time? SCORE!"
We'll be taking that money now.
After her purplicious makeover. She's farking gorgeous ♥
Oh god they are so sweet together, it makes you want to barf.
This also kind of makes me want to regurgitate my dinner BUT I heard a jingle!
Wait, what?! WHEN?! WHYYYY?!
You better bring him back or I'll have your hide.
Julietta: "Fucking Pinky, fucking sex, fucking pregnant..." *grumbles*
I see the hormones are kicking in early.
*cacklesnorts*
I can't help it, I find it utterly hilarious when my sims vomit. I don't know if it's having been through it myself, or being a nurse, but it never fails to make me laugh like a loon. I have a problem.
Pink Eraser has worked his way up to Hydrobots. BROKEN Hydrobots. Sigh.
Lacey: "Someday, when they least expect it... then I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER!" *snores*
Pink Eraser: "Oh my darling Julietta, your sweater tastes of your beauty..."
Julietta: *swoons*
Pink Eraser: "Follow me into the kitchen, I have a surprise for you, my sweet of sweets."
*gags*
ENGAGEMENT SPAM COMMENCES
ENGAGEMENT SPAM COMPLETE
Julietta: "Oh by the way, I'm pretty sure I'm knocked up."
Pink Eraser: *feels his fish try to swim back up his esophagus*
Why so angry, bb?
Pink Eraser: "This suit looks stupid. It looks like a vampire outfit or something."
Just can it. You're marrying the woman of your dreams and she's carrying your child.
Here she comes, look happy.
*happy couple heartfarting*
WEDDING SPAM COMMENCES
WEDDING SPAM COMPLETE
Proof they had a wedding party, per Awesomesauce rules. Attendees included most of Pink Eraser's failed romantic conquests. engram_au 's Sunshine, popcorn_bucket 's Zooey, simsforaranya 's Alice, who was complaining that nothing was in her way (idek), stakeit_uk 's Alejandro, quellasims 's Arwen, and the High Evil Warlock Whose Name I Didn't Remember, whose name turns out to be Bran Grey the Atrociously Evil Warlock.
Pinky's a cake smoosher and racing_oatmeal 's Lithium does not approve.
That's quellasims 's Fernando accompanying her.
SPLORT!
And because nothing interesting happend, KAPOW!
What? When the fuck did we get roaches? STUPID WOLVES KNOCKING OVER MY TRASH >[
Three-bolters. Need I say more?
Whatcha doin' Julietta?
I APPROVE! Hi Jensen!
Julietta: "Um hello? Jensen said it was past my due date and he wouldn't be surprised if I went into labor at the computer. So um... I think I'm in labor..."
Julietta: "THIS HURTS LIKE THE BURNING OF A THOUSAND SUNS IN MY NETHER BITS! MY UTERUS IS NOT MEANT TO STRETCH LIKE THAT! WHY DID I WANT KIIIIIIIIIDS?!!!!!!"
A baby is born and there is much rejoicing.
It's a boy, named Innuendo. Yes, that is actually a Behr paint color. I kinda want to paint my bedroom that color now.
And so Innuendo was immediately dropped on the floor so his parents could get it on like the horny little monkeys they are.
YES YES YES YES!
Grizzly: "Oh hay, 'sup mail lady, I missed you!"
Aww, Pinky missed his Grizzly.
Julietta: "So about the sex..."
Pink Eraser: "Let's have another baby!"
Random, Pinky, very random. Mr. I Was Terrified to Have my First Child and I am the Worst Family Sim Ever.
And so it was done.
OMG AWESOME GLITCH CAN YOU PLEASE HAPPEN ALL THE TIME THIS IS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE! *eyes are burnt from head*
Birthday time for Innuendo!
Julietta is a cute mommy. Just stating the obvious.
Innuendo is More Srs Than You.
Srsly adorable.
Srsly.
*snortles*
I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S A DISEASE OK?! SIM VOMIT IS HILARIOUS!
Spying on Fastvi (simpurity 's Bekah and the founder of my unstarted VDSL) are we, Pinky? Don't anger a Viking. Really. They have horned helmets and big swords and they will rend you asunder.
Or nothing will happen and you can make snowmen with your lady in a most adorable fashion. Oh hey, I missed the first pop!
Ah, there it is. I told you Vikings were fierce.
Apparently Pink Erasers are also fierce.
This manly display tickles Julietta's peach.
Pengu: "GODDAMN GET A ROOM YOU PERVS!"
POTTY-TRAINING FACE OF AWESOME!
You're dead from the cute right? You can admit it, I won't laugh. Cause I'm pretty dead from the cute too.
Pink Eraser takes a break from fastening his lips to Julietta's body to notice his family. He plays fetch with Grizzly...
Tickles Innuendo...
And breaks out the cat teaser for Lacey.
Lacey: "You may think you have my attention but I am actually plotting how large a hairball it would take to fill your shoe."
Julietta: "Say 'Mama'!"
Innuendo: "No way lady, what proof do I have that you are, in fact, my mother?"
Julietta: "How about 'teddy'?"
Innuendo: "TEDDY! Where is he? What have you done with him, woman? Give him to me now or I will start cutting off fingers until you tell me where he is!"
I think Innuendo is channeling Stewie Griffin just a little...
God I love this potty-training face.
Innuendo's maw of doom: *becomes a black hole capable of sucking up small planets*
Evilly cute.
THONK!
Pink Eraser: "Dada!"
Innueno: "DADA! DADA! NOW CAN I HAVE SOME FOOD PLEASE?! DADA DADA DADA!"
Oh fudge.
Smart Julietta.
Awesome Julietta.
Sad Julietta.
OH NICE, way to laugh at your poor pregnant wife who passed out... next to the bed... ok I guess it's pretty funny. FAIL, Julietta.
Would I leave you with a birth cliffhanger?
Why yes, yes I would :3
Toodles! Come back next time!
Featuring sims by:
simsforaranya
stakeit_uk
engram_au
popcorn_bucket
quellasims
racing_oatmeal