The Behr Legacy 2.12
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CAUTION: YOU MIGHT EXPLODE FROM THE SHOCK OF THERE ACTUALLY BEING A BEHR UPDATE! I ACCEPT ALL RESPONSIBILITY EXCEPT FOR THE LEGISTLATIVE KIND! Oh, and 61 images for a 2.50ishMB download.
Violence, adult themes, horror, and a shocking lack of nudity.
Fedora: Hello, My name is Fedora Behr. Just thought I'd reintroduce myself since its been TWO MONTHS AND TWO DAYS since you saw me last. Oh yeah, shoulda been two whole more generations in that time. Don't think I'm not pissed about it. You know what I'm going to do about it? Cause I know what I'm gonna do about it.
Fedora: ~~PAINT OUT MY FEELINGS~~
Fedora: *gasps* OMG, MY FEELINGS! THEY MOCK ME!
Fedora: HAHAA! I guess that's okay too.
Fedora: Its a real exploration of all facets of my feelings and my very soul...
Eight Sim Hours: *pass*
Fedora: Soul exploration is sooo tiring... *falls asleep at the easel*
Despite the fact that I've not seen these two interact at all ever, Poor-Wardrobe-Choice™ on the right here is CLEARLY a dedicated Sweet GeorgiaBrown suitor. She's aloofly playing hard to get (well as much as you can in your own home) while her father none-too-subtly transitions into a werewolf (not that any of his kids seem to notice xD) and STILL PWC™ manages to keep his unrequited love flatulating hearts into the cieling.
*blinks* Elfin Magic? Dost ye hide thine eyes and despair because you cannot stand to see your beloved change in such an all encompassing way, or because of Poor-Wardrobe-Choice™'s poor choice of wardrobe?
Considering you're a knowledge sim, I'm gonna go with unfortunate on the right, there...
PWC™: I can't see my beloved properly through this wood panel. I must simply console myself with her silhouette *disheartened*
Me: WHY CAN YOU EVEN SEE HER THIS MUCH AT ALL?! O_O
PWC™: Oh good, now she's on the loo I can watch her all I like.
Me: YOU CAN WHAT?! How is this okay!? Are we in a japanese pee-fetish manga? O_O;;;;;;;;
... Okay well, now I can't tell if its better or worse that he's distracted by the toilet roll holder. I guess it IS workmanship by Adele or the like.. But still, FAIL POW™
*checks Sweet GeorgiaBrown's relationship stats*
Huh, hot for the toilet roll holder lover, eh, SGB?
I guess he does have some redeeming features...
... Or does he?!?!?!
Anyone else think he's REALLY here for some hot MILF action?!
Lion: OH YOU'RE HOLDING ME! THIS IS SO EXCELLENT! I LOVE YOU..!
I guess I can forgive you, Lion, since you are a TINY PUPPY for not being more of a guard dog and seeing off a clear and present creeper. Thoguhhe IS hiding behind a creeper, so he could be onto something there. With the deflection. And stuffs.
LION! NUUUUU!! DON'T DRINK IT! EVEN IF TYLER DURDEN TOLD YOU IT WAS STERILE! YOU CAN'T TRUST EVERYTHING HE TELLS YOU! HE'S NOT EVEN REAL!
Aaaaaaaand... Then everyone got trapped...
...Just standing here for hours...
...Gaining fishing skill. And grinning like idiots at each other about it.
So I deleted everyone, saved the game and reloaded the lot. And immeadiately got the following truant walkby:
Unlikely Truant Walkby: MY NAME IS BRICE BROOKS. AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!
And now for some domestic violence. JUDAH! Stop wasting lunch meats by rubbing them into your thigh...
...And feed your woman! O_O;;;;
GAWDS. Apparently, they DID do what I thought they did last update. *headdesk* She's GOT to be pregnant with stats like those.
Speaking of more babies... Uh, Judah?! O_O;; THEY BETTER NOT BE HERE FOR YOU!
OMG!!! EEEEP FEDORA!
They're going to pop your cherry, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE..!
♫ She fell iiiiin to a burning ring of fire, and it burned burned buuuuurned..! And the flames they went higher...♫
Judah: HELL YES Aliens are taking my daughter's virginity! *MASSIVE ASPIRATION*
Knowledge sims, you're so awesome, and yet oh so VERY wrong.
Third Trimester Pink Dusty Pop: YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE CONFIRMED! *sparkles*
Me: *headdesk*
Sensible Hue: *Has SERIOUS reservations at how sensible a choice it is for his parents to be pregnant at such an age*
Me: I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU AND YOUR SENSIBILITIES!
Man this family is obsessed with being massively fit. Is this kind of "Well you're clearly unable to do it, so we're doing it for you" kind of thing? I think I appreciate the sentiment.
I think.
Wanderer: OMG! You know Mary Poppins right?! I heard they were making a sequel! She travels to Hollywood, where she opens a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Cause, she totes has supernatural powers, its so obvious in the movie, so she's gotta be good at fortune-telling, right? So anyway, her reputation grows heaps and there's all these montages of her making tonnes of money and such with her FULL ON accurate fortunes.
Chocolate Cuppcake: I don't know if this sounds so good, is this like how they always ignore the books that made the original great and make really bad sequels that haven't got anything to do with anything? Cause I really hated the third installment of Anne of Green Gables. WTF was going on with Anne and Gilbert living in sin?!
Wanderer: WAIT IT GETS BETTER! So, she continues to tell fortunes, right? And finds that in particular, she always gets strong premonitions about when someone is gonna have hard core bad breath. So much so that they're 100% on the money every single time. So she comes up with this awesome idea to advertise how good she is at it and gets a special sign made and stuck up over her business' door, and it says:
Sweet GeorgiaBrown: URK! Don't tell me; "Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis."
YAY! Its time for a Very Sensible Birthday :D
Sensible birthdays beget sensible clothing choices.
I applaud your generationally themed conscience, Sensible Hue, but I remain unconvinced... I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER!
OOH! Its a birthday parade :D *starts a minor forest fire with the sheer quantity of lit candles*
Uh, Moosewood? Your grandparents parents were the blue gen.
If anything the two of you should be black. O_O;;; Or at least your kids were going to be if you were going to go to simkittensims, but I think you're moving on to javabean_dreams and becoming ORANGE..! Well, whoever is heir anyway ^_^;;;
Though I guess its kind of cute they decided to co-ordinate. SOLIDARITY IN SIBLINGS!
Guys? Your EXTREME favouritism is showing. Moosewood and Chocolate Cupcake just shand there, largely ignored save for a consoliatory look from their hursuit father, whilst everyone else cheers on the final of the triplets transition.
WHOA! Well HELLO THAR WANDERER!
Uh, so, I might be seeing the attraction a little... ^_^;;
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE TRUTH! The cake is NOT a lie. It is a pillow.
Wait, what!? O_O;; Girls? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
I admit. I have no other reason for including this screenshot apart from the fact that I found Fedora's expression whilst playing her DS ridiculously cute.
I, like Brice Brooks before me, am not ashamed.
You know, I'm kind of wondering if this family is actually trying to be the Von Trapp's of Figure Athleticism... O_O;; Not that I've really noticed them prescribing to prescision nutrition or anything.
HOLY CRAP LION, IS THAT YOU?! Did you decide to also join the family's penchant for body building? Just LOOK at those hindquarters O_O
I'm not sure I even recognise him from that tiny little puppy. Though it amuses me GREATLY that though all white as a pup, he transitioned to brown patches. A TRUE Brown Behr! :D *applaud*
HOLY CRAP! Sensible Hue?! Is that you?! A change of clothes and one makeover later and HELLO THERE SAILORCERNUNNOS!!
*gasps* MORE EVIDENCE THAT HE IS CLEARLY THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD! The flames! THE FLAAAAAMES..! We need to find him his earthy-version Persephone. Err... A Persephon perhaps? xD
Sensible Hue Cernunnos: RUN LION! I AM NOT A VENGEFUL GOD! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE I EXTINGUISH THE VERY FLAMES OF MY OWN HELL!
Chocolate Cupcake: HEY! :D I got a makeover and I'm really hot :D
Burley Wood: Yeah, but you're still a Mum clone.
Chocolate Cupcake: D:
While we're on the topic of mother clones... HOLY LAWDS PLEASE LET THIS BE THE LAST CHILD! AND Sensible Hue? With your newly revealed deific power, grant it be that it is a single birth!
YES! COMING THROUGH FOR ME, SENSIBLE HUE!! I'm sure your whole family, too, breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Yes, it really is a paint name. No, you can't go skiing in him later. Or toboganning.
We'll talk about luge. Maybe.
Hey Behrs? Want to be a LITTLE bit more welcoming? Its not like you don't have the space. Well, okay so you don't really the way I configured the house, but everyone else was excited about YOU being born.
Moosewood's presence of mind shines through, however, and he prepares everyone celebratory grilled cheese sammiches! :D New mother's need their strength and everyone needs their vitamins and calcium for strong teeth and bones.
Though I do have to wonder why Sims seem to only ever purchase red leicester. What's wrong with a nice vintage cheddar? A thick slice of buffalo mozzarella, perhaps? Or mmmmmm some delectably rich chunk of roaring forties blue?
Also, if he's making grilled cheese, what's in the yellow pot? Mustard? O_O;;
Wanderer: What? I'm not plotting anything.
Wanderer: Hey, I'm not!
Wanderer: MUCH!
I know your sister's jaw got dislocated a little by the sheer force of your brother's pillow-weilding swing, but why so stressed, Moosewood?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! O_O;;; SENSIBLE HUE! THAT'S JUST SHOWING OFF! Stop it with your creepy otherworldy powers already. Its THESE kinds of shenanigans that got you into this whole 'being synonymous with the devil,' mess in the first place.
Sweet GeorgiaBrown: *bes ~~FASCINATED~~*
Sweet GeorgiaBrown: Can I touch it!? *inquisitive glee*
Me: NO!! O_O;;;;
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I just wanted to thank everyone involved in this legacy, and everyone of it's readers, for being so understanding about why this all took so long to get to. There should only be one or so updates left before the heir poll and I'll attempt to get them done within the next week so that there's minimal delays.
Thankyou all again; grief, death, health and family are unfortunately powerful simming time thieves. But hopefully that time has past and things are now back to their usual selves re me and my sim-hobby-obsession. ♥