The Behr Legacy 2.11
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CAUTION: 64 images for a 2.6MB download. Or thereabouts.
Violence, nudity, adult themes, REALLY RANDOM commentary.
I hadn't exactly intended to leave everyone hanging for so long with that last cliffhanger... ^_^;; SORRY! Heat wave plus MOUNTAINS of work are taskmistresses that no man nor woman can ignore... BUT I hope this is a good payoff! :D LOOKIT FEDORA IS GODDAMN GORGEOUS! :D
And not at all her parents daughter. KNOWLEDGE sim, you say? What a shock... ^_^;;
*loves on the fact that she loves short-sighted logic freaks*
Not at all like me, no sirreeeeeebob... *innocent*
But the REAL surprise (for me anyway) is Sweet Georgiabrown. Okay so she looks kind of majorly stoned here and a little... Stressed. BUT! Honestly she's surprise gorgeous. I PROMISE, YOU'LL SEE!
Though this is kind of disturbing in itself... She has so much love to give she wants to give it to EVERYONE, but her turn on? Is HER MOTHER. O_O O_O O_O
Also what the hell is going on with these shorts?! You got something hidden in those terrifying cinema-carpet-print pants you want to share with the group? O_O;;;;
*attempts to blame it on poor meshing and NOT that she's happy to see us*
Meanwhile Judah followed his wife into the bathroom and watched her do this. And he WAS very happy to see her. No prizes for guessing what happened next... ^_^;;; xD
But you WOULD have gotten a prize for guessing that this was happening over at the Behr House Two Point Oh. Athena Isela got vamped by a well-meaning Count and she proceded to share the life everlasting with her niece.
In the smallest room of the house. Clearly cause, you know, its a birth of sorts.
HOTDAMN, SMOKING!! Although, uh.. That's not really appropriate nor Vamp-tolerant is it? Um... COOL AS ICE, BABY!
AAAND now I'm never getting that song out of my head. *sigh*
Oh yeah! Since it was Fedora and Sweet Georgiabrown's birthday, its also Pecan Sandie & Burleywood's! :D
Pecan Sandie is ADORABLE!! Though this isn't QUITE her best side... xD
BURLEYWOOD! WHY YOU GOTTA BE INELIGIBLE?!?! SO CUUUUUUTE.
Back at the original Behr HQ, everyone managed to have some kind of vampiric ESP. Lemon Pepper got to be a vamp, and thusly EVERYONE else wanted to be one too...
Well I'm not giving in to you atm, Judah. You kept rolling wants to be a werewolf till I locked it and your sleep schedule has been MAJORLY screwed up because of it. So we're GOING TO SEE. THIS. THROUGH. YOU HEAR ME?!
He does ^_^ There's a good boy. On BOTH counts.
*gasps* SNIFFING IS GOOD, LET HIM SNIFF YOU, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH FIN AND GET THE PHEREMONES ON!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? *cries* This has been sim weeks in the making, man! YOU COULD BE BEING NIBBLED AS WE SPEAK!
OH, MY. GODRICKSONS.
If you miss this SOOO help me..!
Uh. Is that a chomp? Not that I guess that would count on a metal hand but... *fingers crossed*
ARMAGAADS I THINK IT WAS!!!
Judah: Whoa whoa whoa, I didn't sign up to being a Disney princess. Ron Perlman never had to put up with this shit! *massive pout*
Oh sweet, sweet success. Even if my default replacement doesn't seem to be working and he has the ugly flat maxis eyes of doom...
Look well all know he really looks super bad ass, like this:
I SMELL THE SUCCESS AND IT SMELLS OF ... Well, wet dog.
SURPRISE!!!
TOLD YOU! How gorgeous is she?! :D
And DRIPPING in attitude. ♥
Hello there Po (juri_anne)!!
Po: HELLO THERE, CHILDREN!
WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who let the super hero matrix wannabe in the house?! There should be a law, or at least a reprogrammable sentry bot. ARE YOU POORLY DRESSED? Or perhaps indulging WAY too much in an overdone 90s subculture?
:D :D :D TIME FOR TASER! :D :D :D
See Burleywood there? The kids bring home their siblings from school every single day.
I love that SO MUCH! They're all so close, its like they never really left :D
AUUUGH!!!! FEDORAAAA!! I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED, FEDORRAAA....!! And suddenly that name... Will never be the same to meeeeee.!. /West Side Story
OH MAN I LOVE HER SO MUCH *tears of joy*
Hate to steal another's schtick, but: FLAWLESS!
Even the water is completely gobsmacked by her beauty, and has forgotten how to pay attention to the laws of physics. INTERESTING splash pattern going on above the surface of the water there...
OH YEAH I FORGOT! Everyone in the house kept freaken rolling wants to get a new pet or simultaneously new kitten and puppies. And then Fedora did and I can't deny her anything... Soooooo after a rather.. Interestingly annoyingly democratic conversation: A PUPPY IT WAS! YAY!
Welcome to the Behrs, Lionface :D
Fedora: *filled with delight*
Mrs. Crumplebottom: You. And you're joy. *hateson* I'll get you, my pretty...
Mrs Crumplebottom: And your little dog, too... *eye twitch*
Sensible Hue: OH SHIT SHE'S CHARGING HER LASERS *hides face in Jaylin's hand*
Oooorr... OMG O_O;;; Uh, he's hiding Jaylin's hand PHYSICALLY In his face?! O_O;;
Cause, you know, that'll show her.
Oh god no, KNITTING!?!? Nannageddon? She is NIGH!
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS QUIT IT SHE'S GOING TO SUMMON MARIT LAGE! OUR BRAINS >_<;;;; *doesn't want flayed brains*
OH SHIT, A RIFT IN REALITY.
AAUUUUUGGGGH DOOM ON US ALLLL *cries forever*
APPARENTLY, Jaylin thinks death by Lovecraftian tentacle monster is TOPS!
Meanwhile in the shadow of destruction: Fedora and Sweet Georgiabrown fail at fitting in photobooths!
Inspired by the attack and their amazing survival, Fedora's taken up the mantle of learning to fight in earnest.
Apparently, Jaylin loves being stunned by a mind ray and then having a tentacle monster latch on and suck out his brains. And he loves it so much he feels the urge to give the gift of ~landscaping~
This Valentines, say it with waters.
Blissfully ignorant of Nannageddon and all that transpired, Fin and Fur!Judah simply find their daughter's foray into violence INCREDIBLY stimulating D:~<
In fact it makes them so happy they constantly spend all their time making each other happy while they look upon her from their marital bed. >_<;; I AM NOT SURE THIS MAKES ME HAPPY!
...And I'm pretty sure this doesn't either. I hate that you have to 'potty train' the dogs *sigh*
Sweet Georgiabrown: I LOVE YOU LITTLE BROTHER!
Moosewood: I LOVE YOU TOO SISTER!
Shy Rabbit: *only wants love too*
So Athena Isela was wandering around the house for a few days, having naps on the couch, playing the piano, hating on Fedora, you know, business as usual. But then I realised she DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
But THANKFULLY she acts like she does.
Though I weep for that steak ;_;
...And her constant wolf pack leader encouragement.
Are you STILL here!? *sighs*
Superhero-Matrix-Wannabe™: *sheepish drumming*
Im CONVINCED that this is actually a mood bed. When the big circles are red, then its steaming sexy times.
And its ALWAYS red >_>;;
Uh, you didn't just do what I think you did, did you? O_O;;
*hopes beyond hope that it didn't*
Meanwhile, Lion attempts to recreate the Yellow River in the kitchen >_>;;
*flails around*
Fedora: NOW FREEZE!!
Fedora: CANNONBALL TIME! :D
Wanderer: I'm more into the classic musicals than the particular banana-panted style of MC Hammer, myself *splashes about ~~choreographically~~*
Oh look everyone, you see how Moosewood is in fact look up? Have we all noted that his head/neck ACTUALLY bends that way?
Well you'd NEVER guess from this. GAH They're still at it.
Boys?! You're not playing the rug.
The tv is up there,
Not here.
But THERE.
Judah: You know, she might just have a point?
Me: YES. I. DO.