The Behr Legacy 2.10
Want to catch up? Behr Legacy Update Collection Post
CAUTION: 61 images for a 2.6MB download. Or thereabouts.
Violence, adult themes, REALLY RANDOM commentary.
Just to reassure you all: The 'spares' are all settled in nicely in their brown home. Which wasn't at some previous stage blue for the Cullen's remix. At all. Which none of you would know about because I haven't posted it yet or anthing... *whistles*
What ISN'T so settled is the MASSIVE QUANTITY OF LEADERS OF THE PACK CONVERGING ON THE ACTUAL BEHR HOUSE! O_O;;;
I swear its like the freemasons for werewolves here. Sup, Felix & Andy!? Bet you both have a hilarious time talking about this over the water cooler tomorrow >_>;;
Since I HAVE been bitching about NO wolves at all since the start of this thing, I guess its time to SEIZE THE DAY! Uh.. OPPORTUNITY..!
I was going to write that in latin, but aparently opportunity is either commodum, commodum, facultas or facultas. And those all remind me of toilets.
WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who let the dogs in?! And who let them near the snacks?
Uh.
I mean...
The kids?
OH MAN... I just realised:
~~~IMPRINTING~~
GACK! The girls gonna grow up with the turn ons of Werewolves & Werewolves. Or possibly stink and facial hair. OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.
(PS: I wrote Gackt six times then. YOU THINK MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO TELL US ALL SOMETHING?!?!?! Has anyone ever looking into his personal life and found out jsut HOW he gets his hair like that!? WELL HAVE THEY!?)
My theories have been confirmed. Check it out! He clearly thinks he's going to be getting into Chocolate Cupcakes pants later on in life - just testing the firmness of her parents' bed. DAMN YOU AND YOUR DE-VIRGINING, BEASTIAL-CONVERTING RECON!
I hope a spring breaks >_>;; Canine paed...
Sweet Georgia Brown: *in training to smite the oncomming wolven menace*
Eye of the Tiger: *plays*
Wanderer: Could you get onto that smiting soon? I'm so little and their bone-ferreting holes are so much bigger than me...! I COULD BE NEXT! *Stress*
Okay, someone explain this to me please? I thought kids aged up at 12, not 10?!?! O_O
Also, I see you there completely neutral gender preference. I guess I was wrong about that whole gay-from-birth theory after all.
Looks like we've got us a convoy. *gasp*
So, I love you two, I really do. Okay maybe Fedora more than Sweet Georgiabrown but THAT IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. The real issue at hand is: WHY ARE YOU DOING THE DISHES IN THE BABY BATHING SINK!?
What's wrong with this one? Its free, no one is standng there, its not broken, there's no objects in front of it. WHAT'S YOUR BEEF!?
Fedora: You know I think you sometimes over think things...
The Fourth Wall: *packed up his pencils and went home*
Pneumonia. It happens.
Sensible Hue: Oh wow, its raining. Good thing we don't have laundry out.
Actually they do. One single animated sheet that makes me happy watching it flap about in the breeze from time to time. What the SENSIBLE thing he should be doing is taking in stock of which of his siblings is where.
But I can't begrudge him the holy crap raining animation. THEN he can get onto that.
Aiko Haruna (earthdragon): DAMN YOU RAIN!!! *raaaaeeeeeeeg*
OMG! Look what I caught Sensible Hue doing? :D I swear he feels the pressure of always being SO his namesake and breaks the mold in some seriously hilarious fashion. And DAMN I love his nose. xD
Chocolate Cupcake's Crazy Eyeball: *IS CRAZY!*
OMG! I MADE IT THROUGH! I DIDN'T DIE! THIS SHALL MOMENTARILY BE A TODDLER FREE HOUSEHOLD!!
*tears of joy*
Sup tharrrrr Moosewood? :D Way to emulate your Dad pretty epically, son. xD
EEEE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE! Though can anyone say Mummy-clone? Its the ears, isn't it? Anyone I give the ears to they automatically revert to Elfin Magic.
OH WANDERER! YOU SWEET FACED LITTLE BOY YOU! ♥
Meanwhile directly under the aging process:
Wolves. Fight.
I SEE NO LOAVES OF MEAT. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FIGHT CLUB TO YOU?!?!
Gawds apparently it does. *sigh* Look at that face, they're even enjoying it.
I should just give in and get snacks. Anyone want triple butter popcorn?
Three consecutive fights later, and I feel we have our Judah converter. Felix WINS! Three for three. Get your tail, stick it firmly between your legs and gtfo, Andy.
Fedora: I'm joining my sisters crusade! *attempted serious face*
Serious Face: *ruptures near-instantly*
Man she's WAY too cute to mean it. xD Two seconds later she ran off to play with fireflies and then was excited about not catching any. *adores*
Oooh! Look what Sensible Hue brought home from school! His name is Jayline Visser, and he'd make an awesome first boyfriend for Fedora, don't you think? :D He's so pretty enough that you can picture her tweaking his nose and giggling for hours drinking raspberry spiders and playing footsie under a formica bench.
Just in case anyone was wondering: That Behr luck? IT HOLDS.
Overachieving baby sims: *overachieve*
Well HELLOOOOO there John Mahnlee (javabean_dreams)! I don't recall giving you this makeover, but you can rock it travolta style if you like. xD
Wait.. WHAT?!?!
OMG! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!! He's SERIOUSLY that way inclined.
I have no idea why, but this turn of events makes me squee, MASSIVELY! I don't think I've ever had an autonomously male homosexual before. Lesbians galore, sure. But this ROCKS OUT!! EEEEEE SO CUUUTE INHALING HIS NECK!
OMG! Is that, reciprocation!? :DDDDDDDDD
I can't even get over how freaking cute this is.
*squeals audibly*
Wait, as much as I hate to be a broken record -- WHAT!??!
Awwwwww! They're trying some fresh teen love-hate relationship passion. ITS SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!
I'm not even kidding you guys, if you can imaging me with my hands up near my face, quivvering with glee with a screentone pattern RUSHING ABOUT behind me anime style? Then you'd be picturing EXACTLY how I am RIGHT NOW. xD
Jaylins life is complete. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Chocolate Cupcake? Moosewood? Are you trying to get yourselves taken away and thusly eliminate yourselves from heirship?
Sweet Georgiabrown: NUU! STOP THEM FROM SABOTAGE! I WANT TO BE HEIR! I DON'T WANT TO GO LIVE IN AN ORPHANAGE WITH ONLY A MIRROR GIRL NAMED KATIE FOR A BOSUM FRIEND..! D:
You know I can still extract all of arses with SimPE, abduction bin or no, right?
Wanderer: Hue said this was SO easy... I don't know what to do next?
All the Blythes in the room: *cord-pull eyeroll*
OH yeah, Elfin Magic and Judah? Still the consummate rabbits.
As long as thats the only thing they're consummate at >_>;;
Chocolate Cupcake: OMG WANDER IS TRAPPED DOWN A WELL!
Chocolate Cupcake: Wait, wait.. False alarm. Its just that I've got Partricia Arquette's hair. Urgh!
Chocolate Cupcake: S'All good... *pass out*
...AAAAND they're back for more. We could probably open a shop selling werewolf fur as a medicinal cure-all at this rate.
Except we'd have to bury it and then dig it up, and I'm not sure that'd count to the rules. Pity, extract of lupin sounds WAY more scientific than snake oil. Put hair on your chest, that, and NO mistake.
Moosewood? Is that a vomit or a nom? O_O;;
Felix is pretty much now a fixture of the house. He doesn't seem to ever go home at dawn, just sticks around and does stuff with whomever is home.
He howls some MEAN scales.
To girl cooties, the computer Wanderer says: No.
WHOA! How did she even catch this? Its one third her size O_O;;
*adds superhuman strength to Fedora's list of FABULOUS TRAITS™*
WHOA! Judah! Congratulations on experiencing the first aspiration failure of this whole generation!
Judah: *drools*
Wow that really is some MIGHTY fine spittle he's cultured there.
So the LAST time I checked, this was the Behr paints legacy, not the WOLF paints one >_>;; STOP MAKING YOURSELVES AT HOME AND HURRY UP AND NIBBLE JUDAH ALREADY. He needs it man, didn't you see ONE shot ago? He got the shakes!
Judah & Fin: *oblivious to takeover bid by canines*
Whatever happened to Ursidae pride?!
Oh, THAT'S What happened to it....
Asian Black Bear: I was cold, so I borrowed this coat from my dad... *melancholy*
Judah really IS losing his marbles with all this aspiration loss. See Chocolate Cupcake standing all alone there? She's supposed to be in the car, so Judah can drive her to school. He's gonna GET to the school and look like an ~~ABDUCTORRRR~~, driving past the school yard real slow-like without any kids in the car with him.
Elfin Magic: Oh, how did my salad get down here?
Oven: *FLAMING INFERNO!*
How does one set the stove on fire making garden salad? o_O
Elfin Magic: *struggles with the fire extinguisher nozzle whilst protecting her salad, bodily*
Icarus the Maid: Smother it with this? *helpful*
The wet newspaper apparently did the trick, salad was eaten and cleaned up intime for TWIN BIRTHDAYS! :D
Sweet Georgiabrown & Fedora: Happy birthday, Sis :D
Stances: *ARE TELLING*
Sweet Georgiabrown: I wish... To be DEAD sexy..!
Does she get her wish?!?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Man, no wonder people do cliff hangers all the time, they're REALLY satisfying. xD
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