The Behr Legacy 2.13
Want to catch up? Behr Legacy Update Collection Post
CAUTION: 81 images for a 5MB-ish download. Longer I know than I usually do, but I felt weird making this two updates of 30 pics... ^_^;;
THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE OF THIS GENERATION! FINALLY! I KNOW YOU SAID IT! I CAN HEAR YOU SAYING IT FROM HERE! xD
Violence, adult themes, horror, and the apparent usual lack of nudity.
We open the last installment of the brown generation of the Behr Legacy to Fedora, VALIANTLY appearing, extinguisher in hand, to save the day. ~VALIANTLY!~
Whilst the rest of her family scream, wail, gyrate, throw their hands up in the air like thy just DON'T care... In an uncannily familial disco infermo.
Fedora: WHELPS! That'll be a job well done.
Disco Inferno: ♫I just can't stop, when my spark gets hot! Just can't stop, when my spark gets hot!♫
Fedora: Yup, totes need a nice cooling beverage after that job well done. Hrrmmmm I'm not sure about this lemonade, is it not a little, tart? *swishes about in mouth*
Disco Inferno: *has eased up to more of a rhumba, or possibly a waltzing inferno*
Waltzing Inferno: *wonders if, at this point, it should really identify more with a gothic 'Back and Forth Two-Step'*
Elfin Magic Behr: Showing us all how to write in your diary, private little secret nook style since 2009!
WOO! CHECK IT! Chocolate Cupcake is so totally a Ringo and rather less of a Karen Carpenter. Trust her! There'll be no anorexia in her future, especially not if she hangs out with her Grilld Cheese loving brother for much longer. xD
Now she just has to marry Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig and she's set. :D
(HOLY CRAP! Why has no one made a Timothy Dalton sim!? He's totally my favourite, though I guess it's nice he hasn't been utterly horrificified like the two linked... Well okay, that Daniel Craig isn't as terrifying as THIS ONE O_O;;;; *backs away, spooked*)
Fedora: OOoOOOH YEAH! Ladies, they LOVE the lead guitarist.
Me: Darling? You're not a lesbian, or even bisexual.
Fedora: I'm equal opportunity eye candy :D :D :D
TRUFAX! *loves*
WELL HELLO THARRRR MILDRED KINKAID (baykinz)! How's tricks?
Just in case you're wondering, even though their children are MANY... LEGION EVEN, their love keeps on burning bright. All over this couch, the floor, every wall, door jam... *goes on for hours* in the house...! And outside the house... And at the family business...
...It burns as brightly as this forest fire lit in honour of 'Fin becoming ANCIENTS!
*takes a moment away from impending aging animation to investigate a room of INEXPLICABLE HATE!*
THE SEETHING! 'TIS PALPABLE! I don't even know what Sweet Georgiabrown was supposed to have done to cause all the angers. What I do know is, in the back, hidden behind Sensible Hue's manly locks and his exposed chest? Mildred Kinkaid is just HAPPY TO BE HERE :D
Okay, so anyway, about those forest fires... And apparently babies...
TAKE A GOOD LOOOOOOONG LOOK AT YOUTH!FIN!
The lovely, lovely, incredibly fertile youth...
...Cause now she be a sassy old laydeeee! Prone to floral prints, and winking at unexpectedly black sheep.
That'd probably be foreshadowing there, you know, if the next generation was going to be black. BUT GUESS WHAT?! IT'S NOT, ITS ORANGE! xD
You rock that elderly platinum floral combo, Fin :D
Judah: YEAH MA WIFE IS A HOT OCTOGENARIAN! :D :D
Judah: KKS! Enough wife-adoration, its baby time! *coos*
Judah's Cold, Flat, Wolf-eyes: *bes really cold and flat*
AND CREEPY! O_O;;;
Hampton: *joins in on the universal Sweet Georgiabrown hate in infancy*
WHAT DID SHE DO!??!!??!? O_O
Lemon Pepper: LOOK WHAT YOU DID, SWEET GEORGIABROWN! YOU'VE CAUSED SUCH A STRONG EMOTION IN THE CHILD THAT HE'S OVERWHELMED AND TOO EXHAUSTED TO AGE. I shall protect you, slumbering brother. FROM THE EVIL THAT IS OUR SISTER!!!
No, seriously, guys? WHAT DID SHE DO!?
Lemon Pepper: BLEH! So hateful, that Sweet Georgiabrown. *hisses over Hampton's slumbering form*
Guys, honestly, I don't even know. Did she kick your dog or something? Last time I checked Lion was fine... O_O;;
Sweet Georgiabrown: I FART IN ALL YOUR GENERAL DIRECTIONS!
I'm not sure even Python can help you now, honey...
Lemon Pepper: I never went to uni, THANKS FOR THAT MOTHER. SO this is your reward...
Lemon Pepper: YOU GET INNAPROPRIATE TOUCHING! And you know what else?!
INCONTINENT LIFE AFTER DEATH.
Oh yeah you guys, you heard her. Lemon Pepper? She calculates her grudges well.
Uh, THE HECK FIN?! What's with your wants? You're a vampire, and now you want your entire family to all become vampires with you? You realised you're not a family sim? Right?
Oh yeah, its irrefutable proof. Sensible Hue, too sensible to live forever with his mother.
Wouldn't being infinitely sensible actually be a GOOD trait in a vampire?! O_O;;
Also, in addition to autonomous cleaning, I'd like to announce that Mildred Kinkaid is a hero in general.
THERE ARE NONE MOAARRR HEROIC!
Sweet Georgiabrown: NYERRRRR! Everyone hates me D: *massive aspiration gain*
And now! Incontinent everlasting life, with Fin Behr!
Chapter one, pelvic thrusts with your werewolfian husband.
Chapter two: Nudist fantisising of said husband.
Chapter Three: BEING TRAPPED IN AN INVISIBLE BUBBLE, OH NOES!!
Is there really a fate more worse than death than incontinent life, everlasting, AS A MIME?!?!?! *weeps for her immortal, silent, soul*
YAY FEDORA! Your gorgeousness whilst air punching fills me with glee. WHO CARES WHY YOU'RE TRIUMPHANT, ITS JSUT THAT YOU ARE SO! Wait.. Hang on, is that a game controller in your hand..? O_O CAN IT BE!?
OH MY GOD! YOU GUISE! A Behr child is playing a console game WHILE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT THE TELEVISION AND NOT THE CARPET! *tears of joy*
Oooh! What's all the excited commotion?
Oooh! Its time for Judah's own very special forest fire.
And he's..! Transitionally exactly the same... ^_^;;
Aren't your ears and your nose supposed to be all huaglike, now? *cocks head*
This summer, Hampton is... THE BOY WHO SLEPT!
Though it may be that he's taking after his mother.
Or quite possibly his sister.
Man she's gonna need some SERIOUS remedial massage to get the crick out of her neck when she's done napping THIS picturesquely.
NO WAI!!! He woke up long enough to age transition!?
My, that's a... Healthy head of hair you have there, Hampton my boy. *blinks a little* Also, does anyone else think that he might be a blonde version of Wanderer?
*compares noses*
Hampton: MAAAAAN I woke up to THIS!? To be dismissed as a brother-clone and now my bottom row teeth are growing out the wrong side of my mandible?! Why'd I even bother?!
Wanderer: HELL YEAH KID! YOU TOTALLY GREW UP, AND NOW YOU CAN POOP ON YOUR OWN AND NOT ON YOURSELF! *elation*
Hampton: Well. I guess this IS prefferable to filling my pants with pungent gifts for my parents to find after I've deposited them...
Shy Rabbit: O.O
Elfin Magic: AUGH I thought I was done with finding Hampton's gifts hours after he'd left them for me to find *fang rage*
And thusly Hampton's poopie was the catalyst for Fin to get jack of being the only incontinent immortal in the house, and decided to turn her canine husband. (I'm not even kidding, she cleaned his poop and she suddenly rerolled her wants to include this!)
Incontinent Life After Death: It'll give you a REAL crick in the neck.
Felix, the Leader of the Pack: Okay, kid. You can fetch this time but I'm next. *topaz butterscotches*
You know? I'm unconvinced that that's actually how you're supposed to do that, Lion... Don't you get splinters in that tongue of yours?
Sensible Hue: Did you know that Beetles chew and Bugs suck? That's how you tell the two apart. Beetles and bugs? Real life technical terms.
Judah's Booty: *takes LIBERAL advantage of the term 'bootylicious' actually being in the dictionary with excitement at this new learning*
Sensible Hue: You know what else? My junk is as big as an albatros!
Judah's Booty: *becomes flaccid*
Fin: Hey? I'm old! *sparkles*
Okay, would YOU trust this face to properly teach you how to walk? Cause I think if I were Hampton: I WOULD NEVER HARNESS THE SKILL. O_O;;; Might even have a phobia of walking for the rest of my life. O_o;;;;;;
You know what the twilols hack + vampirism is good for? Judah sat down one day, with very little creative skill. And he didn't get up till this happened.
PERFECTLY TIMED so that it happened while his wife just happened to walk by to watch. Oh yeah, vamps, they got STYLE.
*tries not to make jokes about skiing being on everyone's mind*
Well, everyone's mind but Wanderer's who was bested to the nearest loo by Moosewood.
Wanderer: But where else will I read family circus? ;_;
Lion: Help me? Why must I bathe?
Lion: Hello? Please come and free me? I'm so cold, and the bubbles are horrible company. They keep self destructing rather than reply to my pleas ;_;
Fedora: Oooh, hey Lion. Why are you dry bathing?
Lion: I DON'T KNOW ;_; And I've been here for days ;_;
Wanderer: Hey, don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it.
Wanderer: I'm less about abandoning dogs and ALL about my commitment to ~SPARKLE MOTION~ :D :D
Fedora: Oh BLESS US AND SAVE US!
Fedora: He slumbers on the tiles! *stress*
Hampton's Core Temperature: *drops through the floor he sleeps upon*
Fedora: OH HEY! I'm an adult now!
Sweet Georgiabrown: OMG! ME TOO! :D :D
Fedora: Which means this generation is over! Thankyou for visiting, we've loved your company! *huggles one and all*
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THAT'S RIGHT! With the aging of the third child(ren), this generation of the Behrs is, as Chairman Kaga would emphatically announce: OVAH!
One final look at all the children before we sign off aka GO TO VOTE!?
Lemon Pepper, Mother Clone and all around playful neighbourhood vampire.
Sensible Hue. Hottie Lovecraftian Horror summoner and all around moral compass.
Also: HOT NAKED!
Fedora. My favourite. The end. xD
Sweet Georgiabrown. MASTER OF DISGUISE!
Uh, okay, lets try this again... ^_^;;; Hai Sweet Georgiabrown.
Burleywood. The most pleased of all the alien babies that ever were babies that were pleased of the alien persuasion. :D
Pecan Sandie. She's blonde! And... I can't remember really much more than that about her. She's... Cute? ^_^;;
Moosewood. THE COVETED FATHER CLONE! Unfortunately a little TOO much of a father clone.
Chocolate Cupcake. She grew out her Patricia Arquette hairstyle and no longer has premonition-filled nightmares. Instead, she composes. AND COMPOSING IS SRS BUSINESS.
Wanderer. Cheeky, excitable, and SMOKING! HELLOOOO THERE!
And finally, sweet little sleepy Hampton. He's all grown up. But he's still sleepy.
AND NOW ITS TIME TO VOTE!