The Behr Legacy 2.8
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Parental neglect, language, adult themes, sexual references. You know, the usual.
~EUGENICS~ O_O;;;
WELCOME TO THE BABY FACTORY! Athena Isela's old bedroom was made over yet AGAIN to facilitate three more cribs. Thank the gods for super tiny fridges and walk-through blocks. AMEN! *worships*
Fedora: Big Sister Lemon Pepper says that I'm too young to sleep with mermaids and drink Santana Champagne - no matter how crisp. BUT YAY FOR BOAT BISCUITS! :D
Fedora's Torso: *bes completely screwed up in this pose in these pajamas*
Elfin Magic, having given birth MOMENTS BEFORE, sits down for a moments peace. I understand you're tired from the exertion, hon, but possibly NOT THE RIGHT PLACE....
O_O SHIT SHIT SHIT!! AAUUUGH! I TOLD ATHENA ISELA NOT TO LEAVE HER BY THE BINS >_<;;
AAUUGH I GOT THE MEMO, GAME >_>;;;
Just make me MEGA STRESSED that all the kids are going to be taken away.
YOU CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM (and perhaps my sanity) BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY FEDORA!
GODDAMNIT, ATHENA ISELA! Get your arse on that life and get that child in the bath. HURRY!!!!!! *flails*
AAAUUUGH!!! MY FLAIL WAS PREVIOUSLY PURELY FOR RICE THRESHING. BUT NOW ITS EVOLVED INTO AN UNSTOPPABLY DESPERATE SPINNING NUNCHAKU... OF DOOM!!! >_<;;;;
Athena Isela. I am attempting to remain calm. But does she LOOK WARM TO YOU?! She's green, not BLUE. O_O BACK. IN. THE. BATH.
Wow, I never noticed how dangerous these bathroom doors could be O_O;;; You're coming out of one and BAM! Taken out by your toddler sister exiting another. And then you're wandering around with a black eye and NO ONE is gonna believe a two year old slammed your face into a door by accident...
Or by design, really.
PS: Uh, Lemon Pepper? What the heck were you doing in the bathroom with a cast iron frying pan and a PORK CHOP?!
I take it back. DNW TO KNOW!
Fedora: *wiggles her legs* I think I might've fallen in!! Rabbit? SEND HELP!
Shy Rabbit: *is too shy*
Yeah, nice, Judah. Imma call DOCS on your ass... *empty threat*
SHE IS STILL BLUE HINTY, WHY ARE YOU TWO DELIGHTING ABOUT HER NOT BEING IN THE BATH?! *cries and seeks counselling*
Your comical hearts are now scientifically proven, Fin! xD Susan Anderson is making a mint out of it. xD Though possibly she's selling out PURELY on the title.
Who DOESN'T want a book called: Porn for New Moms: From the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative in their personal library!? xD
Pecan Sandie: *has harnessed the power of SPEECH!!* Aunty Athena Isela? I'm still... Soooo... cooollld.... *shivers*
*sobs pitifully*
Burley Wood: *rubs multiple baby bottles* I'm releasing the genies! :)
Balls of Stink™: WE'RE FREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sensible Hue: Hrrmmm I enjoy the subtlety of this mix, but perhaps a pure vanilla bean would up its tempo?
Okay I don't want to be a victim of generic stereotypes, but, uh, I think I'm gonna have to call this: Sensible Hue? Gay.
AMIRITE?!
I'm actually going to be rather disappointed if he's not. xD
Guys? I am very very happy that Pecan Sandie is no longer a threat to the makeup of the entire house. And that Rufus is submitting to major cuddlage in order to help keep her warmth levels up. But really, there's surely better rooms for all this activity?!
Elfin Magic's Posterior: *bes perky*
MADNESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! O_O
Here-Due-To-Desperation-Nanny: Here, chum? Take this while you're at it, wouldya? *flings nappy full of high Moosewood yield at Icarus*
Icarus: *BODYSWERVE™*
ASKLJDALFJALFKSJKA!!!
*inhales*
Pecan Sandie?
*exhales*
Are you TRYING to sabotage this whole thing?!
If I was Rufus, I'd be trying to catch sleep wherever I could find it too.
YES! Its Fedora and Sweet Georgiabrown's birthday! WHAT SWEET RELIEF! Less infants and toddlers make bondchick_nett's brain stop from splodey seven seconds from detonation.
*gasp*
HEIR!
HEIR HEIR HEIR! AAUUUGH <333333333333333333333
And the family rallies around Sweet Georgiabrown. See, someone loves her, and its a lot of someones, even if I don't... ^_^;;;
O_O She's the spitting image of her brother! Maybe with a wider nose.
*loves her wider nose*
*is a sucker for an awesome sim schnoz*
Focus, Fin? Focus.
Lemon Pepper: ♫ SOOoOOoOOM DAAAAY! MY PRIIIINCE WILL COOOOME..! ♫
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LEMON PEPPER?! O_O
Lemon Pepper: Prints, woman, not Prince. I've got surveillance shots of several leading dignitaries in... Lets say tight circumstances arriving any day now. The pieces of my plan, they are falling so neatly into place... *smells the victolleeee*
OOH!! Its also the birthday of the triplets!! Let's see what you look like, little agreeable Moosewood :D
Moosewood & Elfin Magic: *merge into one*
*gulps* So there's mummy complexes, and then there's mummy complexes. I'm not entirelys sure I'm comfortable with their brand of complex... O_O;;
Burley Wood: I'm sick of all these genies, I just want to eat! *gulps one down*
Ball of Stink™: BUT I'M STILL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE...!
The sound of silence despair: *is heard until muffled by Burley Wood's intestinal tract*
But its okay, as another BoS™ has taken up residence about Moosewood's person. And apparently, from the expression on his face, it's ~soothing~
The ~Eugenics~ room needed to be altered again with the advent of less toddlers. Thus: check out Sweet Georgiabrown's new bed nook. Cozy, neh?
Burley Wood: *is partial to the taste of green genie*
Me: Lemon Pepper? Why are you doing your homework on the floor of your Aunt's bedroom?
Lemon Pepper: Its practice for when we're living in bomb shelters. Got to get used to harnessing maxiumum brain power whilst sitting on a floor propped up against surfaces with no lumbar support, illuminated only by our riches.
Me: *shakes head to try and make sense of that* Uh... K. Carry on then. O_O;;
Sweet Georgiabrown: *sits quietly, being pretty*
And now a ~DELAYED TELECAST~ Moosewood, post toddlerisation! :D
He looks a LOT like Lemon Pepper did at that age, facial structurally speaking. Even with face blend limits off and the sim randomiser seriously randomised, the family resemblance is pretty darn hard to escape.
WOOT! YOU GO THERE, ATHENA!
Athena Isela: You bet you're bottom dollar I'm here for you, Heather (jesstheex)!
Chocolate Cupcake wants to grow up and be JUST LIKE her Auntie Athena Isela. And she'll start by transitioning into her Aunt's exact hair style.
1.18GB of female hair in my game and it picks this one!? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
Pecan Sandie: WHY THE HELL DOES HE GET TO EXPLODE IN BISCUITS!?!? HE'S SLEEPING AND DOESN'T NEED THEM. GIVE THEM TO ME!!
Pecan Sandie: DAMN RIGHT I DESERVE THIS.
Hot. Y/Y!?
Sweet Georgiabrown: *wibble face* Lemon Pepper always does her homework here, but it doesn't seem to be helping. MATHS IS HARD!
Moosewood gets a makeover, and I LOVE HIM!
*may or may not have been playing Restaurant City at the same time*
THE CULLEN'S?!?! ARE THEY EVERYWHERE?!?!
*blinks* Fedora is making a crazy face of hate, and I've entitled this screenshot with 'hiccups' That's possibly way too random a connection even for ME! O_O;;
Heather rocked up, and she and Athena Isela went STRAIGHT to the business of rocking the hot rock pool. Hotly. And with pirrouettes! :D
These doors are not at all a metaphor...
... for what's going on here.
How could you say no!? So pretty and not at all TINY EYED without her glasses on :D
bondchick_nett: 53dontblameher.jpg <-- someon caption this? xD IDEK what I meant by that filename
dragancaor: Click, Bahahaha
dragancaor: thats epic
katu_sims: maybe you don't blame her for wanting to do sexy underwater things with her?
katu_sims: OR. OR. You don't blame her for IMPALING HER ARM on the rock to get to touch Athena?!
katu_sims: CUZ YOU WOULD DO THE SAME.
bondchick_nett: LMAO!! THAT IS TRUE
bondchick_nett: I WOULD! I CANNOT DENY IT
katu_sims: XD
dragancaor: dont blame her for wanting to take those ATROCIOUS purple & white bikini off
dragancaor: seriously
Lemon Pepper: NUUU MY VIRGIN EYES!
My Laptop: *saves Lemon Pepper's sensibilities by not capping all of the cutscene*
Though you gotta admit, from the aftermath, that looked like it was pretty DAMN sweet for all parties involved.
Athena Isela: Damn that Heather knows how to 'Turn on' the pleasure..!
Fedora: We want YOU! To ignore that incredibly terrible bad attempt at sim themed punnage by Nett. Thanks!
Chocolate Cupcake: I WANT TO BE JUST AS DIRTY AS AUNTY ATHENA ISELA!
Chocolate Cupcake: DO NOT WANT TO SHOWER, YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEE!!
Lemon Pepper: *harnesses MIGHTY displeasure at no longer being the object of her Aunt New Galaxy's demonic possession favour*
Athena Isela: WHAT. THE. HELL, SISTER!?!? You let me wait THIS LONG to get me some woohoo?!
Athena Isela: EXPLAIN YOURSELF, BITCH!
Elfin Magic: *eyes roll back into head* Its incomparable, right?
Athena Isela: You said it, my love...
Elfin Magic: *caressies Athena Isela's side with warmed baby bottle*
Me: *leaves you all with this incredibly awkward possible lesbian twincest scenario*
TILL NEXT TIME! *salutes*
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