A certain kind of people like to talk about the "war on Christmas" as if their world-wide popular stolen pagan holiday was somehow being persecuted against, as if Christmas didn't shoot first, as if Christmas wasn't already waging a war against all other holidays and this year escaped the containment of November to invade October. As if Christmas ( Read more... )

Ah, Satanasmas is nearly upon us now. This is the time of year we tell Jack Frost to go fuck himself in the ass with molten steel ( Read more... )

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. He runs a sweatshop employing lots of little people. Everyone, this "Santa Claus" is a sexual predator! The "coal" he gives bad children is probably code for "Child Oral/Anal Lube," which is code for "be a good boy or girl, or Santa will have to ( Read more... )

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They haven't talked much about it this year, thank Gods, but they *have* talked about it some: the whole "war on Christmas" BS. Christianity steals a pagan holiday (several, actually), calls it the birthday of Jesus (which is totally illogical; who the hell was having babies in the middle of fucking winter back then? Granted, this was the middle ( Read more... )