A long, long time ago
I can still remember that earworm song which is so vile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I'd take Don McLean to France
And drag him down the road a mile.

"American Pie," it makes me shiver
Wish I could toss it in a river
Bad news on the doorstep
Don McLean didn't catch strep

I can't remember if I cried
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