Formal declaration of war on Christmas!
They haven't talked much about it this year, thank Gods, but they *have* talked about it some: the whole "war on Christmas" BS. Christianity steals a pagan holiday (several, actually), calls it the birthday of Jesus (which is totally illogical; who the hell was having babies in the middle of fucking winter back then? Granted, this was the middle east, but still!), and then has the nerve to claim "their" holiday is being subjugated. Awww, po wittle hepwess bebies, is da big bad Diversity beating up on po wittle Cwistianity? Well GOOD. Fuck you! If you can't handle a little diversity, if you feel you must declare war on diversity by pretending you're being persecuted, then go shove your head up your dick (or cunt) until you die of asphyxiation. I have about as much pity for you "war on Christmas" types as I do for a sadistic knife-wielding bully getting his throat slit by one of his victims... which is to say, none whatsoever.1
So yes, I am going to - in my powers as a Pope of the un-church of Discordia - formally declare WAR on the abomination known as Christmas! It should be called Yule, or The Holidays, Sol Invictus, Saturnalia, Winter Solstice, or Festivus! But the evil Christianity declared war centuries ago on Yule, so it's only fair we declare war back on them! The evil Christ Mass must be vanquished once and for all! The conquering Christianity must be destroyed! Even Jesus would agree, since Christianity bears no resemblance to Jesus's teachings!
1 = I ain't kidding. If I saw someone I knew to be a sadistic, knife-wielding bully get his throat slit by one of his victims, the only reason I'd call 911 and involve the cops is so *I* wouldn't be blamed for the murder. Later on, after all was said and done, I'd cackle madly because the waste of resources got what he deserved. What's the opposite of pity? I'd have tons of that.
Cross-posted from http://alex-antonin.dreamwidth.org
So yes, I am going to - in my powers as a Pope of the un-church of Discordia - formally declare WAR on the abomination known as Christmas! It should be called Yule, or The Holidays, Sol Invictus, Saturnalia, Winter Solstice, or Festivus! But the evil Christianity declared war centuries ago on Yule, so it's only fair we declare war back on them! The evil Christ Mass must be vanquished once and for all! The conquering Christianity must be destroyed! Even Jesus would agree, since Christianity bears no resemblance to Jesus's teachings!
1 = I ain't kidding. If I saw someone I knew to be a sadistic, knife-wielding bully get his throat slit by one of his victims, the only reason I'd call 911 and involve the cops is so *I* wouldn't be blamed for the murder. Later on, after all was said and done, I'd cackle madly because the waste of resources got what he deserved. What's the opposite of pity? I'd have tons of that.
Cross-posted from http://alex-antonin.dreamwidth.org