I absolutely loathe and despise Christmas, it is the absolute worst holiday ever! I can't even have a peaceful grocery shopping trip at Christmas because of that damned Salvation Army bell! I can't tolerate that sound at all; in seconds, it makes me want to punch something or kick a puppy at the bell ringer. It's made worse by the fact that the " ( Read more... )

A certain kind of people like to talk about the "war on Christmas" as if their world-wide popular stolen pagan holiday was somehow being persecuted against, as if Christmas didn't shoot first, as if Christmas wasn't already waging a war against all other holidays and this year escaped the containment of November to invade October. As if Christmas ( Read more... )

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I hate New Year's Eve with the passion of a supernova. Take your fireworks, shove them up your ass, and light the fuse. Take your auld lang sine or whatever the fuck it's called and sing it while you shove broken glass in your jugular vein ( Read more... )

Completely missed Thanksgiving. Forgot it was today. Missed out on free food. But other than that, meh.

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I got up after only a few hours of sleep today and traveled for an hour in the deadly radiation of the evil daystar to go to the food boxes because I'm out of money and I was mostly out of food, only to find out they weren't open because of some bullshit called Memorial Day. Memorial Day??? Who in their right fucking mind gives a FUCK about ( Read more... )

While we’re on the subject of shitty holidays, I think July 4th Independence Day should be outlawed, and anyone who uses fireworks should be strapped to a hospital gurney, blindfolded, and rolled across a war zone ( Read more... )

My communism aside, I don’t understand shopping on a holiday. When and where I was growing up, you’d be doing good to find even a single grocery store that was open on Thanksgiving, and even then it was only open until like, noon. In other words, Thanksgiving was like another Christmas. Easter was the same way; in one town I lived in, absolutely ( Read more... )

The only holiday with any redeeming value is Halloween. The fact of (possibly) getting gifts for Xmas does NOT balance out the bullshit commercialism, everyone constantly replaying the same shitty songs because of tradition, the ads, the "OMG war on xmas" nutters, the fact I can't see my parents for the holiday because we're both poor and live ( Read more... )

On this day, thirty-one years ago, the earth trembled and shook, the heavens blackened with storm clouds; lightning created thunderous slashes through the air; it rained frogs, rivers ran red with blood, and children the world over spoke in perfect, eerie unison, saying, "The Darkest of Dark Souls, Devourer of Human Flesh, rises from the earth to ( Read more... )