Now you may be aware of my awful luck with girls. Id like to think its not just the fact Im a terrible boyfriend; I also like to think its because I dont suffer fools gladly, and lets be honest... most girls are stupid. Really stupid. Ok, not most, but about 97 percent. Any girls reading this who think they are in that 3% of intelligent girls; you ( Read more... )

Cesca and I interviewed Maximo Park yesterday ( Read more... )

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“The record company behind some of Britain’s biggest bands is using a network of children to promote its artists in schools. In this exclusive report, Helen Pidd talks to its army of young PRs ( Read more... )

Focus ( Read more... )

I decided that this year, for Xmas I shall give my parents the gift of visual aloofness, and I have stayed in my old bedroom (now I have moved out they use it to store cats and pillows) all day. I briefly made a cameo at dinner, and pulled crackers and ate and ate and ate until I realised that I got a 'spot the difference' in my cracker, not a joke ( Read more... )

The last bastian of music lovers from around the globe, Audiojunkies (http://www.audiojunkies.net) are sending out a few albums to forum members over the next couple of weeks. Here is the list ( Read more... )

I <3 Ash. I love them alot (yes alot is now one word). I love them as much as any band I can think of. Is this wrong? I know you are all looking down your noses at me. I dont give a sideways fuck for your thoughts. They make me happy and thats all that matters ( Read more... )

I was going to write something here that would have been a big mistake ( Read more... )

I have been contemplating murdering fans of bands I do not like. I think if people have this threat over them, they will learn that their musical tastes are wrong, and I am right. With this in mind, I have been reading THE 4NARCH15TS C00KB00K, or if anyone in the police is reading, I havent really honest. In fact I have been reading something thats ( Read more... )