In a galaxy far far away...

[wordswillkill]

Now you may be aware of my awful luck with girls. Id like to think its not just the fact Im a terrible boyfriend; I also like to think its because I dont suffer fools gladly, and lets be honest... most girls are stupid. Really stupid. Ok, not most, but about 97 percent. Any girls reading this who think they are in that 3% of intelligent girls; you

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[pushedtempo]

I'd like to think my text message at least made you feel a little loved. I'm not in the habit of texting people to tell them I love them.

[wordswillkill]

that was a lovely text rich :)

thanks mate!

Jed
Xxx

[starfunny]

Awwww. I think I'm one of those people that laps all that stuff up, but you really do have a gift for making people interested in what you're writing, and feeling the heartache!
Whenever I've looked lonely and unhappy, no one's ever saved me, the world is cruel :(

[wordswillkill]

Ill help you! First of all you have to not look at boys until you are 21. Also you need to find a hypnotist. Not for you, for me, so I can forget those stories you told about boys. Youre too young!

Jed
xxx

[t_superstar]

That was touching. Good work Jed.

[wordswillkill]

it was drunken.

Jed
Xxx

[devines]

hahaha that was the greatest post ever. esp the muse and lightsabre bit. and matt wasnt even in it! u totally rool dood ♥

[wordswillkill]

well maybe the second greatest ever...

Jed
xxx

[devines]

so what was the first? and whats with this not looking at boys till 21? does that mean i have to wait another 6 months..i dont believe in relationships anyway. too complicated and always end up crap. no im not being cynical just realistic. i wish i had your optimism.

X guru

p.s i am in the 3% of intelligent girls? also what does that make boys..cause boys ARE stupider than girls. i mean we all know that! :p (not all of them ofcourse but like u said most of them)
ok lets just change that to 97% of the population is stupid. and 99.9% of the american population is stupid.

im going to bed. night!

[wordswillkill]

I stand by all my statements.

Jed
xxx

[itisyouranthem]

You know, there's just as many stupid boys as stupid girls.

But. Hugs are indeed the best thing ever. When I see you again I'll make sure to hug you.

This was a lovely post. I also really like seeing people in love and enjoy listening to soppy stories of my housemates about their boyfriends and all that. People in love are just so adorable.

[wordswillkill]

I will hold you to that. And hold you to hug :D

Jed
xxx