Stay Sassy: the Sam/Castiel commentfic meme you never knew you wanted

[wanttobeatree]

Because deep down inside, who doesn't think it would be kinda funny?

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YOUR MISSION

• to bring Sassy lulz.

HOW?

• by leaving Sam/Castiel prompts. (e.g. 'Castiel writes Sam a really bad love poem.')
  
• by writing other people’s prompts. (e.g. “Oh Sam,” Castiel intoned gravely. “You are not a dam. Nor are you a slice of ham. I would like to exam… ine your hair.”)
  
• by indulging all those shameful yet hilarious Sam/Castiel thoughts you’ve kept secret for far too long.
  
• ???
  
• PROFIT.

DON'T FORGET

• to pimp this meme out to your friends, so they can bring lulz too.
  
• to use the handy dandy spoiler template: 'SPOILERS FOR 4x07, HIGHLIGHT TO READ: [span style="color:#666666;background-color:#666666"]Sam never washes the hand Castiel shook ever again. Considering how messy hunting is, this is kind of awkward.[/span]' Just change the square brackets to diamond brackets!

AWESOME!

• woodstarling, co-creator of this madness and maker of the most beautiful commentfic meme banner the world has ever known.
  
• memphis86, for the amazing slogan, a whole lot of enabling and helping me code.
  
• Sam and Castiel, for having the most epic romance to never happen.

FIC!

• THE TRICKSTER PLAYS MATCHMAKER. In his own special way by memphis86 [spoilers for 5x08]
  
• THE TRICKSTER PLAYS MATCHMAKER. In his own special way part one and two by straykim
  
• Castiel attempts to win oversized stuffed animals at a county fair in order to win Sam's heart part one and two by wanttobeatree
  
• After reading too many 18th century romance novels, Castiel goes to Dean and Bobby for their blessing before he pursues Sam by laulan
  
• Sam discovers Castiel's secret love of karaoke bars by atimi
  
• Dean has to help Castiel get *ready* for a date. Meanwhile Sam was unaware that he's going on a date in the first place and watches through his fingers by13chapters
  
• Castiel watches too many sitcoms and then surprises Sam one day by turning into Donna Reed and making him a huge dinner part one and two by emerald_embers
  
• Dean gives Castiel all his lame pick-up lines and Castiel keeps trying to use them on Sam by wanttobeatree
  
• Pony!Sam/Snail!Castiel, forbidden love by laulan
  
• Castiel discovers texting. Dean ignores his messages, but Sam is too polite to do so part one, two and three by emerald_embers
  
• Castiel gets turned into a girl and Sam thinks she's very, very pretty by emerald_embers
  
• Castiel really wants to hold Sam's hand. Sam really wants to know why his life is so weird by emerald_embers
  
• Castiel has a bad day, and Sam comforts him part one and two by emerald_embers
  
• Sam keeps waking up covered in rose petals by flawedamythyst
  
• Sam realizes Castiel is molting shadowy feathers everywhere part one and two by emerald_embers
  
• Sam makes the mistake of giving Castiel a hug then refusing to hug him again. Castiel becomes a total hug-slut until someone finally decrees Sam damn well give Castiel hugs when he needs them part one, two and three by maskedfangirl [spoilers for 5x08]
  
• Sam tries to teach Castiel about the discomfort of having personal space invaded via the practical route of invading Castiel's personal space repeatedly part one and two by sparseparsley
  
• Cas is confused when someone reacts to his HUGE PEEN. Turns out, he's only ever compared it to Sam's so he assumes that Tyrannosaurus is the average size by bindaroonie
  
• Cas suffers some kind of injury from all that head-tilting. Sam comforts him by vfdj42
  
• Sam and Castiel's first date - Chuck's POV by vfdj42
  
• Castiel as an owl. Sam as the disgruntled badger whom he loves part one and two by raggedann
  
• Sam teaches Castiel how to fly A HELICOPTER by maskedfangirl
  
• Sam and Cas get drunk on strawberry daquiris. Body shots may or may not ensue emerald_embers
  
• Castiel's true form is a tentacle monster by emerald_embers
  
• Castiel's true form is a tentacle monster [NC-17 version] part one and two by emerald_embers
  
• Castiel learns how to make friendship bracelets! This is deeply significant to him. Sam and Dean are mostly baffled part one, two and three by janie_tangerine
  
• Dean makes an offhand comment about foodporn. Castiel decides this must somehow involve Sam, and ketchup. Sam is less than impressed by the result part one and two by sparseparsley
  
• Sam and Castiel kill Dean and get a motorcycle to ride off into the distance together while listening to much more awesome music than the shit Dean plays by emerald_embers

ART!

• Sam, Castiel, and the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene by gembat
  
• Pony!Sam/Snail!Castiel, forbidden love by gypsy_sunday
  
• Castiel wooing Sam eighteenth century style by minalskare

I HAVE TO GO WATCH TV WITH MY PARENTS NOW. YOU BITCHES BETTER START WRITING WHILST I'M GONE!

ETA: OKAY I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW. YOU ARE ALL ROCKSTARS. PLEASE KEEP WRITING AND PROMPTING AND PIMPING WHILST I'M GONE, SO I WILL EVEN MORE AWESOME TO COME BACK TO :D

ETA: Things are slowly but surely winding down. Feel free to keep writing and prompting if it takes your fancy (but prompters, do be aware that it isn't too likely you'll get your prompts filled by down.) Thank you so much everyone who joined in and made this such a successful bout of lulz :D

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.