“Hey Cas,” Dean says. “Hey… giant stuffed animal collection. Hey Sam. I got you that deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage on a stick.”
“Why can’t I have normal friends,” Sam says - okay, whimpers - from where he’s curled up on his bench, surrounded by his posse of goldfish and stuffed animals. Castiel is patting him on the head again. Somewhere around pat number 137 it stopped being awkward.
“Sam attempted to strangle me,” Castiel says, mournfully. “He believed I was an evil toy.”
“I’m wearing facepaint,” Sam wails, burying his head in his arms.
Castiel pats him a bit more. “There there,” he says. “There.”
“You guys have a weird sex life,” Dean says. “I’m going now.”
He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.
“Yeah.” Dean nods and, with all the solemnity he can presumably muster, brushes the bench off before lowering himself back down onto it. “Well, that’s a relief. I thought I’d pissed myself.”
Since Dean got over things enough to start using ‘you chose a demon over your own brother’ as a trump card in arguments
I laughed for so long I couldn't breathe. Alllll the awkward things Dean would have Sam eat, wear, and do. Like using that to make Sam say yes to Castiel asking him out on a date. And Sam would take it re:Hookman scene where Dean has him awkwardly paint the frat boy's back. LOL FOREVER and I didn't think I could ever laugh about this.
“Why can’t I have normal friends,” Sam says - okay, whimpers - from where he’s curled up on his bench, surrounded by his posse of goldfish and stuffed animals. Castiel is patting him on the head again. Somewhere around pat number 137 it stopped being awkward.
“Sam attempted to strangle me,” Castiel says, mournfully. “He believed I was an evil toy.”
“I’m wearing facepaint,” Sam wails, burying his head in his arms.
Castiel pats him a bit more. “There there,” he says. “There.”
“You guys have a weird sex life,” Dean says. “I’m going now.”
He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.
It’s delicious.
THE END.
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WAS THAT, WAS THAT A ZOMBIELAND REFERENCE IN THERE?!!!
This was so completely awesome I had to stop myself from continuing in capslock. So, so awesome.
Also, clowns? Are a dark and terrible evil.
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“Oh my god,” Sam says. “How are we even related?”
THIS MADE ME LAUGH UNTIL I CRIED!!!! ♥
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I laughed for so long I couldn't breathe. Alllll the awkward things Dean would have Sam eat, wear, and do. Like using that to make Sam say yes to Castiel asking him out on a date. And Sam would take it re:Hookman scene where Dean has him awkwardly paint the frat boy's back. LOL FOREVER and I didn't think I could ever laugh about this.
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