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pt.2 wanttobeatree November 7 2009, 19:44:30 UTC
“Hey Cas,” Dean says. “Hey… giant stuffed animal collection. Hey Sam. I got you that deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage on a stick.”

“Why can’t I have normal friends,” Sam says - okay, whimpers - from where he’s curled up on his bench, surrounded by his posse of goldfish and stuffed animals. Castiel is patting him on the head again. Somewhere around pat number 137 it stopped being awkward.

“Sam attempted to strangle me,” Castiel says, mournfully. “He believed I was an evil toy.”

“I’m wearing facepaint,” Sam wails, burying his head in his arms.

Castiel pats him a bit more. “There there,” he says. “There.”

“You guys have a weird sex life,” Dean says. “I’m going now.”

He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.

It’s delicious.

THE END.

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Re: pt.2 goodnight November 10 2009, 11:25:35 UTC
ahahah I love the way you wrote dean in this. PERFECT. the whole thing was, really.

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Re: pt.2 gottalovev November 19 2009, 19:31:04 UTC
OMG, I laughed so much, I think I busted something. poor sam *pets him too* (Dean is HILARIOUS)

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Re: pt.2 bolozi July 18 2010, 06:50:24 UTC
I love it!
He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.

It’s delicious.

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Re: pt.2 de_nugis January 19 2011, 15:55:36 UTC
Re: pt.2 ancastar January 19 2011, 17:27:35 UTC
I came here because of this rec. And I must thank you for it.

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

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Re: pt.2 dristi2u February 6 2011, 14:29:34 UTC
hilarious, adorable and sooo wonderful!!!

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Re: pt.2 sailoreyes67 November 27 2012, 15:01:57 UTC
THIS IS BEYOND PERFECT.

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Re: pt.2 cherie_morte August 3 2014, 02:37:32 UTC
I lost my shit reading this and when I reached the last line I rolled over in bed and yelled, "IT'S DELICIOUS."

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Re: pt.2 hugglewolf July 9 2016, 20:25:48 UTC
Dean, I hope you did a salt and burn on the corpse of that goldfish, just in case.

And how did they fit goldfish, stuffed animals, two hunters and a lovesick angel in the impala?

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