“Hey Cas,” Dean says. “Hey… giant stuffed animal collection. Hey Sam. I got you that deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage on a stick.”
“Why can’t I have normal friends,” Sam says - okay, whimpers - from where he’s curled up on his bench, surrounded by his posse of goldfish and stuffed animals. Castiel is patting him on the head again. Somewhere around pat number 137 it stopped being awkward.
“Sam attempted to strangle me,” Castiel says, mournfully. “He believed I was an evil toy.”
“I’m wearing facepaint,” Sam wails, burying his head in his arms.
Castiel pats him a bit more. “There there,” he says. “There.”
“You guys have a weird sex life,” Dean says. “I’m going now.”
He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.
I love it! He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.
“Why can’t I have normal friends,” Sam says - okay, whimpers - from where he’s curled up on his bench, surrounded by his posse of goldfish and stuffed animals. Castiel is patting him on the head again. Somewhere around pat number 137 it stopped being awkward.
“Sam attempted to strangle me,” Castiel says, mournfully. “He believed I was an evil toy.”
“I’m wearing facepaint,” Sam wails, burying his head in his arms.
Castiel pats him a bit more. “There there,” he says. “There.”
“You guys have a weird sex life,” Dean says. “I’m going now.”
He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.
It’s delicious.
THE END.
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He backs away through the minefield of goldfish and eats the deep-fried twinkie-wrapped choc-chip sausage in the car, watching in the rearview mirror as Castiel attempts to give Sam a hug.
It’s delicious.
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http://community.livejournal.com/spnroundtable/261387.html
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Funniest thing I've read in a while.
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And how did they fit goldfish, stuffed animals, two hunters and a lovesick angel in the impala?
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