Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded.13chaptersNovember 8 2009, 01:02:20 UTC
“Dean,” Castiel asks seriously. “I would like your advice.”
“Shoot, Cas,” Dean says, without looking away from the newest episode of Dr. Sexy, MD. He takes another bite of his Big Mac. Sam's in the corner of the motel room, hunched over his computer.
“I am going on a date. Do you have any recommendations?”
Dean chokes on his burger and starts coughing. Sam looks up, concerned. Dean waves and shakes his head. He coughs a couple more times and wipes away a single sparkly tear. Finally, he turns to Castiel.
“You're going on a date?” he asks.
“Yes,” Castiel informs him gravely. “And I have never been on a date before and would appreciate any advice you can give me.”
Dean considers the situation.
“Who are you going on a date with?” he asks
( ... )
“Shoot, Cas,” Dean says, without looking away from the newest episode of Dr. Sexy, MD. He takes another bite of his Big Mac. Sam's in the corner of the motel room, hunched over his computer.
“I am going on a date. Do you have any recommendations?”
Dean chokes on his burger and starts coughing. Sam looks up, concerned. Dean waves and shakes his head. He coughs a couple more times and wipes away a single sparkly tear. Finally, he turns to Castiel.
“You're going on a date?” he asks.
“Yes,” Castiel informs him gravely. “And I have never been on a date before and would appreciate any advice you can give me.”
Dean considers the situation.
“Who are you going on a date with?” he asks ( ... )
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SO MUCH.
Just that "... okay, whatever, but you're so not getting laid tonight. Most likely. Maybe." <3
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Also, I lost my crack and dove into schmoop at the end. IDK. My brain is stupid.
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HANDS DOWN, MY FAVORITE PART. I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT SAM ISN'T THAT KIND OF GIRL.
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Thanks for reading!
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(Hee, you'd probably forgotten you even wrote this! Rec'd to this meme from somewhere, enjoying browsing it!)
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