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Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. 13chapters November 8 2009, 01:02:20 UTC
“Dean,” Castiel asks seriously. “I would like your advice.”

“Shoot, Cas,” Dean says, without looking away from the newest episode of Dr. Sexy, MD. He takes another bite of his Big Mac. Sam's in the corner of the motel room, hunched over his computer.

“I am going on a date. Do you have any recommendations?”

Dean chokes on his burger and starts coughing. Sam looks up, concerned. Dean waves and shakes his head. He coughs a couple more times and wipes away a single sparkly tear. Finally, he turns to Castiel.

“You're going on a date?” he asks.

“Yes,” Castiel informs him gravely. “And I have never been on a date before and would appreciate any advice you can give me.”

Dean considers the situation.

“Who are you going on a date with?” he asks ( ... )

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. emerald_embers November 8 2009, 01:06:35 UTC
I LOVE SAM AT THE END.

SO MUCH.

Just that "... okay, whatever, but you're so not getting laid tonight. Most likely. Maybe." <3

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. 13chapters November 8 2009, 05:35:57 UTC
Cas is totally getting laid. He IS that kind of girl.

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. woodstarling November 8 2009, 05:31:04 UTC
AW Sam was so quick to agree. OMG OTP!!

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. 13chapters November 8 2009, 05:36:48 UTC
What was he going to do, turn down CAS? come on.

Also, I lost my crack and dove into schmoop at the end. IDK. My brain is stupid.

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. minalskare November 8 2009, 06:25:34 UTC
“Okay. But I don't put out on the first date. I'm not that kind of girl.”

HANDS DOWN, MY FAVORITE PART. I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT SAM ISN'T THAT KIND OF GIRL.

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. 13chapters November 8 2009, 06:57:30 UTC
HE TOTALLY IS, BB. DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES. HE JUST WANTS CAS TO WORK FOR IT A BIT.

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. ibroketuesday November 8 2009, 20:55:02 UTC
<3333 PERFECTION.

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. 13chapters November 8 2009, 21:36:38 UTC
HAHAH, THANKS BB.

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Re: Um, I didn&#39;t follow your prompt 100%. Don&#39;t hate me because I&#39;m retarded. 13chapters November 10 2009, 22:35:44 UTC
Ha, he is totally that kind of girl. He's just playing coy.

Thanks for reading!

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. shadowpoet89 November 13 2009, 07:05:50 UTC
Omg, Castiel at the end. Perfect!!

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. unavoidedcrisis November 15 2009, 17:16:40 UTC
Oh Sam, you so are that girl.

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Re: Um, I didn't follow your prompt 100%. Don't hate me because I'm retarded. electricalgwen January 23 2011, 12:24:55 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, lovely.

(Hee, you'd probably forgotten you even wrote this! Rec'd to this meme from somewhere, enjoying browsing it!)

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