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"Cold christ and twisted trinities, what an anus."
Congratulations go to Me, for not updating this ridiculous thing in almost an entire year. I've sort of lost interest, but not entirely. More to the point, it's hard to post long rambly posts when you're freaking busy. Instead of giving you a point-by-point break down of every single thing that has happened, I will instead blather for ages about ( Read more... ) -
“Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator.”
Today, Target provided us with a minor distraction in the break room in the form of a "Genius Test"; paper copies of some ridiculous questions that are supposed to be confusing and magically reveal you to be some kind of super-genius. At any rate, there was a prize offered for the greatest number of correct questions. I will most likely never ( Read more... ) -
If striking people with a spare testicle isn't a positive way to enact change, I don't know what is.
I suppose I have a good reason for never updating this: I just plain have not felt inclined to write about anything. This summer has been completely uneventful, and I'm sure anyone of you who still reads this grows weary of me blathering on to no end about MY POKEMANS and which models I'm wasting my money on and the all of two things I have been ( Read more... ) -
"Unfortunately, there are people today who, through no fault of their own, are sane."
So yeah, let's just keep paying $30 a year for the livejournal and then never update it. Great jarb ( Read more... ) -
"Are you a deranged pervert with a mountain of misplaced anger? There's an app for that."
Yet another month passes. My interest for posting here does indeed wane, mostly due to lack of interest on my part and that of others, but... here I am still. Nuts to you ( Read more... ) -
"When I get a case that requires someone driving his father to alcoholism, I'll call you."
I managed to get 2 Arceus at Toys R Us last Saturday. Mwa ha ha ( Read more... ) -
"I always recommend caution when following the advice of the profoundly stupid."
Another month passes with no postings. I'm almost 100% certain that there is a black hole that has appeared somewhere in the Sol System that is stealing time from me. Or at least causing it to race by at a horrifying rate ( Read more... ) -
"If dynamite was brains, you still wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off your own 'ead!"
Classes have been in full swing for... what is it now, five weeks? Round and abouts five weeks, yes. The most vexing part was finding a daycare program to do observations, an assessment and a screening with a preschooler. After much fussing and trouble, I set it all up with Atrebla Early Learning Center. I've already done the three observations ( Read more... ) -
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My out-the-window message to our shithead neighbors just now ( Read more... ) -
"I gather inaccurate data for a living. Fortunately, no one uses it."
Someone stole my idea! Same ship, same conversion, same name! What may have happened (and I've done this before), is that I might have chanced upon this guy's ship earlier, completely forgotten about it, then the name came back to me when I found the Dreadnought kit. Or he may have just come up with this name/ship combination on his own. This ( Read more... )