“Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator.”

[vampire_ninja]

Today, Target provided us with a minor distraction in the break room in the form of a "Genius Test"; paper copies of some ridiculous questions that are supposed to be confusing and magically reveal you to be some kind of super-genius. At any rate, there was a prize offered for the greatest number of correct questions. I will most likely never

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[vampire_ninja]

...Imbecile! You operate under the pretense that Doom is unaware of the answers?! You're on the list!!!

It would not have been lolz to turn in actual, serious answers. I find your lack of faith disturbing.