SCREAMAGER ~ Therapy ( Read more... )

My left calf aches. The median point of my left radius also hurts. This is due entirely to my psychotic self-belief in my abilties of self defence. At karate today we did cirlce sparring. Being the nutter that I am I got Josh to throw the whole class at me ( Read more... )

Right tonight at work was weird.

I'm cleaning round a table only to find it smeared with blood. There are biro rings round the blood spatter. It says "GW blood from knackels" [sic] and ZJ -- knuckle blood. This desk is RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER'S DESK. I sigh, write the teacher a snarky note, glove up and bleach aforesaid desk back to the ( Read more... )

I am amused. Today I was called "psychotic". The way the word was said suggested was that it was a bad thing.

Pah.

Normality is bad.

I mean the only problem I have at the moment is a slight tendancy to acid flashback.
Makes shaving tricky as I think my face is melting. =)

Hmmmm.... turns out that peculiar cooking smell was the vegtable water boiling dry.... on a low heat for over an hour.

Yik.

The house now smells of burnt non-stick saucepan and deep-fried broccoli.

Not that I have a bad memory and a crappy weak sense of smell or nuffin....

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In a week I will be 27. This is a shocker as I never much expected to live beyond my eighteenth birthday -- in the spirit of nostalgia and reflection I'm going turn over the stones of the previous decade and beat to death any memory that crawls forth with a heavy stick.

Christ, most of my idols were dead by they hit their late 20's (sobering ( Read more... )

So yeah. Hmm. A fortnight off from work! No more wading through rivers of piss and scraping sanitary towels off of things. A forntnight of bliss with the one person in that I'd die to spend time with ( Read more... )

So next Sunday I grade. Oh yes so begins of my journey to full-fledged ninja-hood.

Christmas was okay despite me waking up on Christmas morning with a massive heavy head cold. =P

I have resolved to give up smoking AGAIN.

In a fortnights time Lace and I meet. Huzzah!

If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

So this Saturday morning I start karate lessons.

Yes. Me, an agressive psycho nutjob is going to learn to kill people with my bare hands and feet.

It's so not because the karate teacher is godly looking and I want to get in his pants, oh no.

Honest.